@ jeje lol. U is funny. Penalty shootout for jeje

@ Mukina2
I have told you to stop wasting time saying you giving free kicks  
I'm not a quack doctor and stop beefing my lappies   _{I smell jealousy}

@ Wifeypenth
What's happening to the commentator?  
_{grabs a first-aid kit and starts running towards the commentary box}

@ Jeje
Sorry sis, I'm not even playing any match. I'm a medic  

oh talking abt fustrations, i can see some pple are quite , but not for too long i bet, in a few secs when they have had wraps of ganja and local gin[paraga] they will start running their mouths,  and then some pple would unwittingly join them in their koloqeerness.

dre

why were u on the pitch in first instance[dnt recall calling for u]


outttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
and
keep out.

Jeje GCON got everything on cam .
they are good infact excellent
frustrations dey plenty
soon it will be launched and the missiles will start flying
thank God i am covered
they are good infact excellent

@ Dre
me jealous ur lappies in your dreams
i feel sorry for them
cuz when deranged chic i know go  scatter them
my hand nor dey o

Definition of Jackass:
Deluded lumpish nitwitted cleptomaniac.

Caught stealing and still your mouth cant stop running.
You are lower than a demented cow.
You hairbrained intellect would not understand the meaning of plagiarisation if you were named after it.

Your micro sized intellectual capacity thinks plagiarisation equates with re-using words. You simply are beyond help.

The only thing GENETIC in this thread is the rate of your preposterious larceny borne out of your damaged DNA. I pity your parents  

I have a lot to say but you just are slow to understand. I will use my energy in engaging with IQs worth my time.

Wifeypent
Baby, i've dropped it. No more fighting wit nincompoops.

i go die o

someone pls help me laff

mukina you bad o

Razorr where are you . when the network needs you

insecurity is a bitch

like  Dr Dre said . ehh  not ur own fake one o
times u game over you lose i win

@ Mukina2
Now you are really looking for trouble if you talk anyhow about my lappies o Muki
I will show you that all I've given you since morning are mere introductions if you dear say naughty things about my lappies  
Which deranged chic?   Take your time and watch your mouth o _fingers

geez


i no fit shout

somze from which dictionary did u get that definition.



mukina i neva laugh my own finish ,how i go help u ?

where on earth is razoor?

ANNOUNCEMENT
anybody taking shots at the commentary box. . . . be warned!
your commentator is a seasoned vet. . .  he has played for Aswani Utd, Alaba Strikers, Idumagbo warriors, Surulere all-stars, Apongbon Tigers, Under-the-Brdige warlords, ultimate warriors fc and Rebels utd. . .

he has played in tournaments like Trading tackles, Fire 4 fire, Royal Rumble, No retreat no surrender, Somebody must Kpai, Kick and follow, Rough, rugged and raw, Obodo classicx, millitants Cup, Jungle fever. . .

no try am oh - u have been warned 4 ur own security!

Jeje

this laff na die

i go die o


@ Dr Dre
she will soon deal with ur lappies

muki, check ur IM

@RUUDIE

U KNW I USED TO THINK vet was the short form of veterinary doc,i.e animal doctor.

am not sure, if u can treat urself doesnt that make u an ,[am just deducing oooooooooo]as in , u know, a . actually i mean,an animal

***Doc sees commentators post and goes back to medic stand***  

@ Commentator
You are well groomed jare
No cause for alarm. You can take care of anyone that wants to misbehave  
Lere for Life!  

@ Mukina2
Who are you calling fake?  
Who are you refering to in this case?
I've warned you several times but this your ailment even makes you forget the warning immediately you read them  
Be warned!

***** Commentary ******
Somze's fighting back and he seems to have gotten a band of supporters, who obviously don't really like him but just don't like Jackal more. . . twisted innit ?
well, its a good contest with the crowd behind him, somze's pushed Jackal back some. . .

Dr. Dre's still going hard on Muki who's distracted right now by the duel on court II. . .

can u believe this, in the midst of all this hullabaloo somze still has time to play lovey-dovey with wifeypenth who has come out here all the way from her run-down kitchen in Ijebu-Igbo to render her support. . . oh, how romantic!

the ref is trying hard to get things under control, but her bias ain't helping matters. . . she's actually cheering somze. meanwhile, Jackal the carnivore is helpless in the face of somze's resurgence; he's hardly been on the offensive "post-ages" now!

Jeje
take it fast so i can comot am too many snipers

Dre
fake  fake fake

@ Mukina2
You're really sick Muki
Wait until one of those things come out on your fingers and lips so you will stop saying and typing rubbish here
BTW, I'm waiting for the name of the person o. I'm sure you already forgot that I asked you a question earlier

MTN card 2 muki 4 giving IM ID's online. . . u're in soup from today.

my SPAM BOMBERS are g'onna be on that ID from now till infinty! hahahahahahaha_{imitating Voltron's hagar the witch}

THIS place is smoking hell. pls outsiders dont put ur head cos u might get smoked. bullets flying, daggers and sword are all up in here

girl am through, didnt knw u still had it there.

abeg take it off,
some peeps are fond of mailing and denying

@ ruudie ijebu-igbo kitchen, how did you know you must be a genius. Lolz
yeah my kitchen's at ijebu-igbo


another free kick at commentators box!
Free kicks,free kicks,free kicks
ROFLMAO

^{***** Commentary ******}

the storms finally cooled from Jackal and Somze, could that have been wifeypenth's doing hmmm. . .  the power of a woman.
surprisingly, somze was leading on all judges cards-impressive come-back 4 him.

Dr. Dre's still on the prowl and Muki's scampering 4 the cover of YIM. . . and all of a sudden, there's a very eery ambience in the JEJELOLATU Arena. . .
don't be fooled folks, we're sitting on TNT and its always g'onna explode all we need is a match, just one stick  

N.L's most watched drama series live!

<***ref's query***>

_{why was adequate security not provided for the commentator. . . do u realise that he was almost sexually harrassed by Muki !?
pl's present your report to the FA with immediate alacrity}

run ur mouth well at the ref,
when ur eye clear, like Bosso, u will write me an apology letter or face fifa's wrath.

did someone attempt to call the HONORABLE commentator an animal _{unearths an old civil war portfolio; removes millitant cup no.6 jersey and trading tackle shorts, starts putting on his ruff rider shin guards}
oya. . .  whoever that is come out now and prepare urself!

imagine, what is the world turning to


ref v commentator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



umhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i dnt fight on tuesdays,sorry ehn,come tomorow.

but if u insist on fighting then u have the floor,evry inch to urself

We are living in perilious times.
Le Chacal will like to explain why SOMZE is everyone's[b] pet peeves[/b].

This Diary was obtained from a certain Mental Hospital in Nigeria.


13/08/1966 . . . . . .
Somze was conceived by a cheap drunk Bleep. A 25 year old drunken peasant Dad trying to lay a street LovePeddler named Mandy(36 years) in a dark alley in Lagos.

22/05/1967 . . . . . . .
Somze was born in a wasteland near FESTAC town. Pregnancy was late and complicated as Somze's LovePeddler-mum was way too old when she conceived and this brought about Somze's down syndrome(trisomy 21). The ailment led to Somze's impairment of physical growth and cognitive ability.


21/05/1977 . . . . . . . .
Somze is still struggling memorise the alphabets and learn it by heart. Intelligence quotient was on the decline. Brain mal-functioned. Lack of funds from the parents means no medical treatment was administered. Lack of balanced-diet even made it worse as Somze couldn't fight normal ailments with his corrupted anti-bodies and he was always ill.

19/09/1981 . . . . . . .
Negro Somze started elementary school under Obafemi Awolowo's free education scheme in Nigeria. Somze's peasant dad had enough. The gay took the back way and left mom duke as a single parent to cater for somze all by herself. Somze himself was struggling to cope with the pressure of having to learn. His down's syndrome is giving way to a serious brain damage.

23/06/1984 . . . . . .
Somze dropped out of school as he could no longer cope. Started his vices as a street robber. Snatching wallets and pocket-books. Somze's mum died mysteriously on the streets. Intel says she got murdered by ritualists. Police says she OD'd herself(OD=overdose). Rumours claimed Somze's dad was responsible for the death so the cause of death is still as controversial as Tupac Shakur's.
At 17, Somze is destined to be a loser as he had nowhere to turn to. Still doing stick-ups in the subways and picking pockets at major bus-stops.

21/12/1984. . . . . . . .
Nigga Somze got arrested for the 1st time and was locked up for 3 months without trial. Was later released on the grounds that he was a minor(under 18). Soon as he came out, he went back to his ways more hardened, more desperate and more brutal to make ends meet under the strict military governement in Nigeria.

13/04/1985 . . . . . . .
The gay was apprehended again with a gang of armed robbers and death sentence was passed. With his lawyer's plea his sentence was commuted to 10 years imprisonment and with his perpetual state of mental illness, he was driven straight to the psychiatric hospital in Yaba.
Somze spent 21 years in this mental home and was just passed fit to mix and adapt with civilians.

14/06/2006 . . . . . . . .TILL DATE.
Somze was passed fit by medical examiners as a relatively stable individual. He learnt how to read and write and use a PC in the mental home.
He learnt several art and crafts in the hospital complex and was a tad better than he was when he arrived in the 80s.
Dr Williams advice says Somze should be okay but his mental state and his cognitive ability have a 33% chance of deteriorating if he is subjected to any pressure or stress and regular medications must be followed religiously to avoid lunacy.
Somze, despite all instructions ,went back to his ways and start using drugs.
This is the effect of a lost soul.

I advise all Nairaland to beware of this crack-head. He is highly dangerous as his mental state is very unstable.
Never agree to meet this fool anywhere in LAGOS. If u must meet him, don't go alone.
This diary was obtained from the mental hospital where Somze was admitted and it can be scanned for all Nairaland members to see if y'all insist.

CONCLUSION: Somze is MENTALLY DERANGED.

THIS IS SOMZE at age 6.

is it my phone or is it the post

the last post seems like gibberish to me.


guess theres a language barrier.


dem don smoke ganja
dem don down paraga
now dem head don kolo


oopsssssssssssssss

thats my cue to take a bow.

@ muki

am out.lets talk later.

Jackal:


This is Somze at age 6

Wifey
I know i promised, so i'm going to keep this as lighthearted as possible

@all
Am i the only one that notices Jackass lacks mathematical skills?

He supposedly imagines a 40 years history of me but calculates 1966 - 2006 as having a 6 year gap. How Smart!

Now everyone can understand why i cease to engage any further with him. He's simply an embarrassment to intelligence.

Putting his creative lies aside, we can consider what a renowned professor says about him

The jackal's behaviour . . . to see it as a `cowardly, treacherous and secretive'

The jackal often played the role of `a person full of tricks and cunning'

Both in documents and in fiction, jackals were depicted as male, despite the fact `that the bitch is . . .

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2279/is_n158/ai_20466714/pg_9

I rest my case.

@all
He has modified his post, could not bear to stand the embarassment of being exposed AGAIN by moi.

@Jackal
y did u?

^{***** Commentary ******}

somze and Jackal are still going hard at it. . . this time, they've jumped in2 mathematics and algebra.

meanawhile'a, the ref is looking 4 a way 2 get o'utta the pitch un-noticed c'os . . . . . . well, reasons are very obvious _{commentator doing push-ups}

@ Somze.
U dont have a clue. I was referring to ur pix at age 6.
Obviously ur computer cant download images.
You r a silly Arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lemme enlighten your beclouded senses on who Jackal is:

The Jackal is described as a gentleman with blond hair and grey eyes in his early thirties. He uses a numbered Swiss bank account to hold the proceeds of his work. He is a sophisticated man who thoroughly thinks out his plans. He is most likely English, considering that he lives in England and holds a British driving license, even though his nationality cannot be verified by either the reader or the police forces in the book. No police force in Europe has ever heard of the Jackal, implying that he might change his codename for each of his missions. It could be inferred that the Jackal could have served in the French Foreign Legion, considering these facts; the Jackal speaks fluent French, he is able to kill a person with his bare hands - training given in the Legion - and the fact that the conspirators wishing to kill De Gaulle were in the Legion explains how they were able to get a dossier about him so easily.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackal_(The_Day_Of_The_Jackal)