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Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by DrDre1(m): 2:18pm On Jul 25, 2007
@ Mukina2
What's that reply for?
That's quite lame  tongue
I thought you could do better  grin
Oh sorry, when you think of what to say, you already forget before the "Post reply" page loads on your computer.  grin
BTW, I think I will take cover for now, this place is getting too fired up  smiley
It won't be good for the doctor to be injured  you know wink
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by RuuDie(m): 2:20pm On Jul 25, 2007
mukina2:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
*faints*
Ruudie i need water fast . this joint is smoking hot grin grin

Get ur buddy jeje to help u. . . . i'm the commentator!
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by mukina2: 2:23pm On Jul 25, 2007
RuuDie:

Muki my Zidane never hospitalize u yet. . . . okay maybe my tombstone will. . . . grin

play with who. . .  u with your [b]flat chest and butt  shocked    
no way girl, i need 2 play with someone thats got cushion 4 d pushing. . . . giddit  grin[/b]

likei  said before .you dont want to see grin cheesy
Damn u r crazy grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

get me water jare grin

freekick at Dr Dre for running away when i was gettin ready for him tongue grin
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by wifeypenth(f): 2:23pm On Jul 25, 2007
@ ruudie U are GOOOOD
u'd sure make a good commentator
i couldnt help laughing
*doffs her hat for ruudie*
free kick at somze
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by RuuDie(m): 2:27pm On Jul 25, 2007
*****Commentary*******

Muki's fainted and the medics are rushing to her aid but Dr. Dre ain't having none of it. . . . he's still kicking like a depraved mule -  boy, this is outrageous.

it is still unclear whether Muki's fainting is as a result of one of Dre's stinger's or Jackal's thunderbolts. . .  the carnivore is practically fleecing somze on court II. . . . somze, i must confess is in no condition to be out here; SOMEBODY GET THE FIRE BRIGADE TO GET HIS ASS O'UTTA THERE. . . . grin
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by RuuDie(m): 2:31pm On Jul 25, 2007
*****Commentary*******

i've never seen a fainted human speak b'4 in my life. . . . shocked shocked shocked
where's Dre, GIDDIUP 'n CHARGE. . . pump mo' rockets Muki's only feigning the faint. . . ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK!
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by wifeypenth(f): 2:32pm On Jul 25, 2007
Uhm interesting!
SOMZE!!!
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by mukina2: 2:33pm On Jul 25, 2007
Ruudie  grin you don kolo grin
Dr Dre get back in here angry grin
let me finish you off grin
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Jackal(m): 2:34pm On Jul 25, 2007
@ Somze,
You didnt have to copy my flowz to reply me.
It shows how dull, mentally-derailed and your extremely low level of your intelligence quotient but let me spit a bit on your face . . . . . .

Your case is so pathetic as your life is full of empty promises and broken dreams.
When children are born into this world it marks a sign of love, peace and happiness.
Your day-birth marked the beginning of despair, tears and sorrow. grin grin
The conclusion to your life should read: THE FUTURE IS BLEAK
How anyone will stand on 2 feet and be proud of your miserbale and impoverished life begs belief.
You are so poor u cannot even PAY attention to what i have been saying about your existence since all these days.

Take ma advice, u can still go to adult classes.
Get educated, Get a life and get a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is not supposed to be lived the way u are wasting urs sitting behind a PC in a dinghy cyber-cafe.
Whats the point in living half of your life and throw the rest away?
The last time i checked, u are 40 years.
There's a saying in the Holy Quaran that says a fool at 40 is a fool for ever.
A word is enough for the wise i had to use 2 paragraphs because you're unbelievably MORONIC.
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by DrDre1(m): 2:34pm On Jul 25, 2007
@ Mukina2
Has cataract joined the list of your ailments again Muki?  grin
Where did you see me running away or the your keyboard type that itself?  grin
I'm very much around. Only staying out of the shooting range of others   wink
I'm no dumb fighter  smiley grin
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by wifeypenth(f): 2:36pm On Jul 25, 2007
@ jackal and somze
hello guys the topic read "Free Kicks" and not "Rap freestyles"
somze u sef. Free kick at somze for not listening to me.
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by mukina2: 2:38pm On Jul 25, 2007
Jackal:

@ Somze,
You didnt have to copy my flowz to reply me.
It shows how dull, mentally-derailed and your extremely low level of your intelligence quotient but let me spit a bit on your face . . . . . .

Your case is so pathetic as your life is full of empty promises and broken dreams.
When children are born into this world it marks a sign of love, peace and happiness.
Your day-birth marked the beginning of despair, tears and sorrow. grin grin
The conclusion to your life should read: THE FUTURE IS BLEAK
How anyone will stand on 2 feet and be proud of your miserbale and impoverished life begs belief.
You are so poor u cannot even PAY attention to what i have been saying about your existence since all these days.

Take ma advice, u can still go to adult classes.
Get educated, Get a life and get a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is not supposed to be lived the way u are wasting urs sitting behind a PC in a dinghy cyber-cafe.
Whats the point in living half of your life and throw the rest away?
The last time i checked, u are 40 years.
[b]There's a saying in the Holy Quaran that says a fool at 40 is a fool for ever.[/b]A word is enough for the wise i had to use 2 paragraphs because you're unbelievable MORONIC.


verse? chapter grin shocked shocked

@ Dre
you are here
*gives him a gattuso like tackle and winks at the ref* grin grin
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by kitaun(m): 2:41pm On Jul 25, 2007
@@Somze

u are doing a good job jare!!!

at least u are kicking Jackal's a$$  cheesy

U WISH  tongue  grin  grin


@JACKAL

stop plagiarizing urself  tongue wink

U r too harsh jare !!! easyyyyyyy! cool
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by somze(f): 2:42pm On Jul 25, 2007
Copy your what ? Please dont even try to elevate your self to my unattainable level
You are the only thief/plagiarist here as evident https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-65761.0.html

And you dont stop
Jackal:

Your case is so pathetic as your life is full of empty promises and broken dreams.
As usual that line was stolen from Eminem
My life is full of empty promises
And broken dreams
http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/eminem_lyrics_107/the_slim_shady_lp_lyrics_514/rock_bottom_lyrics_5940.html

I find it hard to describe your alarming state of stupor
You are just a pudding headed vulgar dullard.
Take a clue and go to school you retarded, feebleminded moronic slowpoke
they say birds of a feather flock together, that may explain why you, razorr and ruudie are mates.

immoral gaumless simpletons.

Saying You all are wanting in understanding is a huge understatement.

Wifeypenth
u may want to recheck who you take shots at.
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by somze(f): 2:45pm On Jul 25, 2007
wifeypent
i still love u baby

kitaun
u want ma wahala? angry
Meanwhile u still got a post to modify wink
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by mukina2: 2:47pm On Jul 25, 2007
where is my dictionary shocked big grammar dey explode for this spot shocked grin grin

this story go reach all networks soon grin grin
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by jejelolatu(f): 2:48pm On Jul 25, 2007
@ mad man and his local dog



i really would like to  xplain stuff to u guys, u know the food chain[ have u ever heard of that] but i got a little prob

i cannot speak ur language, so how the hell am i supposed to xplain  to u on what level u both are on the FOOD CHAIN.



the refs back.
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by RuuDie(m): 2:51pm On Jul 25, 2007
ANNOUNCEMENT
                            <**Screaming in the P.A.S. **>
if u're somebody's wife with a lot of pen[/b]th up rage pl's find somewhere else 2 vent ur spleen. . .  its not safe down there 4 u. . .  they're BARBARIC individuals down there


*****Commentary*******

where's the match official. . . . are other people's [b]wives
supposed to be taking free-kicks  
can't they see the DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME AD  

by God Jackal's chewed up his opponent, its only the skeleton thats left. . . . get security in there 2 hold that carnivore down, he's soon g'onna be picking out the bones. . . jeez, what INTENSITY
Somze's fighting but its like a 2yr old swimming against Bar Beach high tide. . .  Kit comes in and takes a swipe at Somze. . .  whats g'onna be left of poor 'ol somze after all these brutal attacks  

Dr. Dre's slowing closing in on his adversary again. . .  i love this dude's style!   grin       Oh  shocked, a low blow by Muki 2 that vital organ and Dre's reeling from that one. . . . who wouldn't!
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by jejelolatu(f): 2:53pm On Jul 25, 2007
am listening to a song,

as u dey fall in o
make u take note o
sey this party o
na for craze pple o
dance concept
make e no make sense
if u dey feel them o
na to join them kolo make u mental.
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by RuuDie(m): 2:54pm On Jul 25, 2007
ref, u've got query 2 answer report 2 my office at once  angry

*****Commentary*******

The ref's back. . .  boy, are some of those playas glad 2 see her  grin
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Jackal(m): 2:55pm On Jul 25, 2007
@ Mukina2
,
Verse and Chapter?
I will ask JACKmodU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Somze,
This Negro is so dull, he needs to be set ablaze.
Can u imagine the level of idiocy? Moronic, slowpoke, Feeble-minded and Retarded all mean the same thing so your line is TAUTOLOGICAL. shocked
Life is full of empty promises and broken dreams is a nursery rhyme every kid knows in the States.
This gay believes jokes are plagiarised. Plagiarism must be a new word to u. What a shame?
You need some high level degree of exposure if u think Eminem created all the words he talks about in his music.
Most def . . .according to u . . .Eminem owns MOCKINGBIRD?
You are a diseased Arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigga please, i refuse to join issues with u because the spirit is poor.
Somze's spirit is so poor that rainbows appear in BLACK and WHITE in his neighbourhood.
You lack basic understanding and your intelligence is way below that of a Mongolian idiot.
How can a person so old be this dull? Nairalanders, this is not an environmental factor . . . . .It is GENETIC.
When a slowpoke like Somze's bio-dad marries a fool like him the product is very PREDICTABLE.
I suggest all members of Nairaland to avoid this loon at all costs because his ailment is highly contagious.
Dr. Kit, is there any drug u can prescribe for this geezer? We can't let this Arrow DIE like this.
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by mukina2: 2:56pm On Jul 25, 2007
Ruudie commentary over grin

freekick at the commentator to scatter his teeth grin grin

Jeje grin

who is the madman and who is the dog

i figured out  who you are now grin

memebers of GCON go soon storm my office for answers grin

Jackie boy
i am waiting grin cheesy
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by jejelolatu(f): 2:57pm On Jul 25, 2007
@ ruudie

its a pity i dnt have jurisdiction over the commentary box i would have given u a red[slap] u are bias[ a racist] must u support the confused guys leaving yonda?
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by mukina2: 2:59pm On Jul 25, 2007
special freekick going out to those watching in and refusing to take a shot grin
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by DrDre1(m): 2:59pm On Jul 25, 2007
@ Mukina2
You seem to forget all my post immediately after you read them  grin
1. You are not even near being a player  grin
2. I'm not a player. I'm a medic so no way you can tackle me  grin
I know you would have forgotten these 2 before you even post your reply  grin
So think of better things  grin
Same problem again, after you thought of them, you would have forgotten them before hitting the "Reply" button on your browser  cheesy wink smiley grin
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by mukina2: 3:02pm On Jul 25, 2007
freekick at this quack Doctor grin

freekick at him for playing hide and seek grin

freekick at him for being a scummie grin
freekick at him for having a lappie as a mami grin
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by wifeypenth(f): 3:04pm On Jul 25, 2007
Free kick at thread for making me have a good laugh that almost made me fall.

@ somze id aint worth it. Nl shudnt bug you that much. Its just an internet thingy. I stil care
@ ruudie nice one!
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by jejelolatu(f): 3:05pm On Jul 25, 2007
is this a freindly match, why all the  smiley cheesy grin


na wa o.


anyways, warning to dre 4  pulling muki down in b18. muki u got penalty
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by wifeypenth(f): 3:07pm On Jul 25, 2007
Free kick at the commentator's box
*loud noise, field scatters, commentator laying on the floor faced down*
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by mukina2: 3:08pm On Jul 25, 2007
lol . i love you ref kiss

Dre bring ur face . i want to kick that penalty aimed at ur face grin

btw Jeje r u on IM? grin for a min aight . if yes . tell me i'll buzz you grin grin GCON have a field day with that
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by jejelolatu(f): 3:09pm On Jul 25, 2007
wifeypenth:

Free kick at thread for making me have a good laugh that almost made me fall.

@ somze
I stil care


heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, wagwan o

i hope GCON got that on camera. so they can feel us in later o
Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by wifeypenth(f): 3:09pm On Jul 25, 2007
@ jeje no its not


free kick at all frustrated Nlanders. Who vent thier anger on others. And Give wifeypenth a good laugh.

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