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Imagine Ooooooo! by simplymee: 6:54pm On Apr 18, 2011
NAIJA keeps having reality shows such as:
MALTINA family dance
PEAK TALENT SHOW
GLO NAIJA SINGS
MTN PROJECT FAME
NIGERIA IDOL

IMAGINE:
INEC TEARS
ZOBO 'CRACK UR JAW'(Wetin go be d theme song from the sponsors?)
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by StudioCFR(m): 9:30pm On Apr 18, 2011
where is tha joke?
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by simplymee: 4:06pm On Apr 19, 2011
its in the name of the sponsors. I ask u to imagine what the sponsor will say when dem dey do their marketing/adverts.
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by olawalebabs(m): 4:10pm On Apr 19, 2011
You just spoil my mood.
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by simplymee: 4:11pm On Apr 19, 2011
A Supplier that supplies COFFINS was asked by a  Customer that  was passing by;
PASSER BY: Bros , how market?
SUPPLIER: NA UNA HAND THE THING DEY OOOO. IF UNA DIE , MARKET GO MOVE.
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by StudioCFR(m): 5:00pm On Apr 19, 2011
u can do better than dis naw
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by MaiSuya(m): 8:41pm On Apr 19, 2011
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by simplymee: 10:01pm On Apr 19, 2011
@ STUDIO CFR
Wetin dey gwan. You fit imagine a guy with bald head doing dread locks?
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by Idowuogbo(f): 10:24pm On Apr 19, 2011
guy make me smile not cry na , oya google beta joke come bck amadi
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by simplymee: 11:17pm On Apr 19, 2011
A man called to God for assistance cos he felt his wife was relaxing too much. 'God, let me exchange places with my wife for a day' GBAM. It happened.
The man did all the house chores as a woman until the night. By the next morning asked God, 'Pls i want to change back cos i am tired'
God: Seems like you have to wait for another NINE MONTHS because it looks like you took in yesterday night during your night duties'.
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by eaemmy(m): 11:35pm On Apr 19, 2011
grin
!THis jokes 'suck' like Hell!
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by StudioCFR(m): 11:38pm On Apr 19, 2011
u try jor lol
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by Idowuogbo(f): 11:39pm On Apr 19, 2011
eaemmy:

grin
!THis jokes 'suck' like Hell!
tell him again grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
@simply
oya i don shine 14 remain 18 molar teeth o, try again u stil get life line my bruda
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by StudioCFR(m): 11:45pm On Apr 19, 2011
snr badosky

where is badoski jnr hidding?
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by Idowuogbo(f): 11:49pm On Apr 19, 2011
i kip telling pips , she go benin republic go charge her laptop, 9ja dey do her bad tin , electricity dia stable pass eko
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by StudioCFR(m): 11:55pm On Apr 19, 2011
badosky tis not true.


Fashola is working.
Eko is working

no epileptic power supply at all, na she no get money to pay her NEPA BILLS jor.

Lol
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by Idowuogbo(f): 12:03am On Apr 20, 2011
ehenennn me no no oo shocked shocked shocked shocked
let me find out from her if her aristo left her , it may be y she relocated , u wan make my oh gal lin grin grin grin
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by StudioCFR(m): 12:06am On Apr 20, 2011
so badosky jnr don dey follow aristo's too abi?

I like dat girl, she's too too over pretty. Lol
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by olawalebabs(m): 3:02pm On Apr 21, 2011
simplymee:

A Supplier that supplies COFFINS was asked by a  Customer that  was passing by;
PASSER BY: Bros , how market?
SUPPLIER: NA UNA HAND THE THING DEY OOOO. IF UNA DIE , MARKET GO MOVE.
you try for this one
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by vincent10(m): 8:10pm On Apr 21, 2011
Chei! Una don discourage the poster. The guy been dey try oo! Anyway @op post another joke i MUST laugh. Whether interesting or not.
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by olawalebabs(m): 11:40am On Apr 22, 2011
vincent_09:

Chei! Una don discourage the poster. The guy been dey try oo! Anyway @op post another joke i MUST laugh. Whether interesting or not.
thanks for that joke.
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by jokingmary(m): 11:56am On Apr 22, 2011
Nice jokes

Keep em coming sad sad

But before that wait for me to GET OUT
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by olawalebabs(m): 3:38pm On Apr 22, 2011
I don imagine, soo te
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by Sophizzy(f): 9:17am On Apr 27, 2011
Guys, una harsh o!

@Poster, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. But if after 3 tries, give up, there's no point beating yourself up about it.
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by simplymee: 9:43am On Apr 27, 2011
@ sophizzy
thank u ehn. u too much.
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by simplymee: 10:00am On Apr 27, 2011
a man was seen dancing with ear piece in his ears excitingly. A visitor in the house asked if he could listen to the song only to hear NEWS BULLETIN going on with diverse mishaps around the world. D visitor was surprised but was told that the guy was deaf and dumb. IMAGINE OOOOOOO
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by EfemenaXY: 12:43pm On Apr 27, 2011
boring stuff angry
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by Sophizzy(f): 6:59pm On Apr 27, 2011
Simplymee, u're welcum.

simplymee:

a man was seen dancing with ear piece in his ears excitingly. A visitor in the house asked if he could listen to the song only to hear NEWS BULLETIN going on with diverse mishaps around the world. D visitor was surprised but was told that the guy was deaf and dumb. IMAGINE OOOOOOO

This ones kind of funny sha. . . u're getting better.
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by MaiSuya(m): 9:58pm On Apr 27, 2011
simplymee:

a man was seen dancing with ear piece in his ears excitingly. A visitor in the house asked if he could listen to the song only to hear NEWS BULLETIN going on with diverse mishaps around the world. D visitor was surprised but was told that the guy was deaf and dumb. IMAGINE OOOOOOO

hmmm
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by eaemmy(m): 3:14am On May 03, 2011
'''hmmm ''4/10'There is room for improvement ;says the head teacher''. cool
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by jokingmary(m): 9:47am On May 03, 2011


Well, you're coming up
Re: Imagine Ooooooo! by simplymee: 4:03pm On May 11, 2011
no be small thing oooooo grin

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