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How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by bingbagbo(m): 11:08am On Apr 10, 2021
Find three ripe tomatoes
Put them in your mouth and chew
Chew them hard

Chew thoroughly the seeds
It's okay if some enters your throat, bring it back into the mouth

When the paste is fine in your mouth, find any empty can, milk can or tomato can, vomit your paste into it and cover the can with paper and cellotape grin cheesy

You can now use your paste to prepare food for your guests grin grin grin grin

This yoke is dedicated to all the old jokes section posters

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Laride
Donkolione
Ajibel
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Re: How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by bunmioguns(m): 1:31pm On Apr 10, 2021
bingbagbo:

Find three ripe tomatoes
Put them in your mouth and chew
Chew them hard

Chew thoroughly the seeds
It's okay if some enters your throat, bring it back into the mouth

When the paste is fine in your mouth, find any empty can, milk can or tomato can, vomit your paste into it and cover the can with paper and cellotape grin cheesy

You can now use your paste to prepare food for your guests grin grin grin grin

This yoke is dedicated to all the old jokes section posters

Bunmioguns
Laride
Donkolione
Ajibel
Homar
Bright
Slim2chick2 cheesy

Etc



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Re: How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by NEWBIN: 2:50pm On Apr 10, 2021
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Re: How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by Ajibel(m): 1:35am On Apr 11, 2021
Old habits never die. Binbabgo still on with his dry jokes decades later grin shocked

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Re: How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by bingbagbo(m): 5:34pm On May 08, 2021
Ajibel:
Old habits never die. Binbabgo still on with his dry jokes decades later grin shocked

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Re: How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by Agybabe(f): 10:13am On Sep 01, 2022
Really?

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Re: How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by bingbagbo(m): 8:22pm On Feb 20, 2023
Agybabe:
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