A young boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people.
The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

LAGOS STATE IS WORKING, Fashola is Working
OGUN STATE IS SLEEPING, Gbenga Daniel is Snoring
OYO STATE IS FADING, Akala is Bleaching

These are totally funny, especially the second one. Sadly, the true pictures of politics and governance in Nigeria. 

Lol

bayelsa state is shinning, timipre sylva is modelling with billboards

Kaduna is on fire, Yakowa is running.

Poly - many
Ticks - blood-suckers

Read it b4 but, still funny.