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How To Make Millions In Nigerian Politics As An Illitrate. by Nobody: 12:32pm On Apr 15, 2021
This message is not for educated people but for people who are illitrates, strong headed, stubborn and don't care about rules.

If you are an illiterate, this message is for you.

In Nigeria, you don't need Bachelor degree or PhD to be a politician, just have the desire and you can be a politician ranking in millions in 10 years.

1. Atleast get a waec or Nabtel certificate, if you can't write or speak English tell someone to write it for you.

2. Join a gang or union like the Transport union and be active.

3. Move up the leader and carry boys along, they will be your loyalists

4. Create a dangerous reputation that when people hear your name they crumble and fear.

5. Attached yourself to a well known politician and do all his dirty job without complaining. He will eventually be your Godfather.

6. Be loyal and trustworthy.

7. In 10 years, you will be rewarded with Chairmanship, state house of rep or be given a position where you have access to millions of Naira as your reward for being faithful.

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Re: How To Make Millions In Nigerian Politics As An Illitrate. by Zeedarh(f): 12:40pm On Apr 15, 2021
Is that all?

Re: How To Make Millions In Nigerian Politics As An Illitrate. by Nobody: 12:42pm On Apr 15, 2021
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Re: How To Make Millions In Nigerian Politics As An Illitrate. by Nobody: 12:46pm On Apr 15, 2021
Zeedarh:
Is that all?

The last but not the least.

8. Be a Man.
Re: How To Make Millions In Nigerian Politics As An Illitrate. by verygoodbadboi: 1:23pm On Apr 15, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
This message is not for educated people but for people who are illitrates, strong headed, stubborn and don't care about rules.

If you are an illiterate, this message is for you.

In Nigeria, you don't need Bachelor degree or PhD to be a politician, just have the desire and you can be a politician ranking in millions in 10 years.

1. Atleast get a waec or Nabtel certificate, if you can't write or speak English tell someone to write it for you.

2. Join a gang or union like the Transport union and be active.

3. Move up the leader and carry boys along, they will be your loyalists

4. Create a dangerous reputation that when people hear your name they crumble and fear.

5. Attached yourself to a well known politician and do all his dirty job without complaining. He will eventually be your Godfather.

6. Be loyal and trustworthy.

7. In 10 years, you will be rewarded with Chairmanship, state house of rep or be given a position where you have access to millions of Naira as your reward for being faithful.


Babu must be very proud

Re: How To Make Millions In Nigerian Politics As An Illitrate. by Nobody: 1:45pm On Apr 15, 2021
verygoodbadboi:


Babu must be very proud

How that one take concern me

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