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The Gay by bright007(f): 8:36am On Apr 21, 2011 |
When a successful farmer died, he left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the farm, but knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a farm hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about farming. For weeks, he worked very hard, and the farm was doing very well. Then one day, the woman said to the guy, "You have done a really good job here over the last few weeks. You should go into town and have some fun." The guy readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and he still wasn't home. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the farmer's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. THEN SHE LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID,IF U EVER WEAR MY CLOTHES INTO TOWN AGAIN,U ARE FIRED". |
Re: The Gay by Estyrhema(f): 4:04pm On Apr 21, 2011 |
lol!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: The Gay by excessmola: 6:29pm On Apr 21, 2011 |
hope no be u be the gay -guy o lol |
Re: The Gay by lysaa(f): 6:49pm On Apr 21, 2011 |
Ha ha ha. . U got me there. Lol. |
Re: The Gay by vincent10(m): 7:34pm On Apr 21, 2011 |
Hahahahaha! Very funny! |
Re: The Gay by Nobody: 7:39pm On Apr 21, 2011 |
LOL Very twisted. |
Re: The Gay by excessmola: 8:26pm On Apr 21, 2011 |
yeah real weirdo!!! |
Re: The Gay by kpokpoti(m): 10:16pm On Apr 21, 2011 |
ha ha ha e don tey wey i laf like dis nizee 1 |
Re: The Gay by oderemo(m): 7:24pm On Apr 22, 2011 |
read that long tym b4, still cant lafff.@ joke. |
Re: The Gay by yinkalink(f): 7:27pm On Apr 22, 2011 |
Cant stop laughin. |
Re: The Gay by Nobody: 10:07pm On Apr 22, 2011 |
i don't know what u guys are laffing cos to me it is not funny |
Re: The Gay by yinkalink(f): 10:47pm On Apr 22, 2011 |
It doesnt v 2 be. Different strokes 4 different folks |
Re: The Gay by jackpot(f): 2:29am On Apr 23, 2011 |
^^shikinah i was wonderin wetin concern gay concern widow. .then. . .it was all twisted! intelligible joke |
Re: The Gay by Sophizzy(f): 10:22pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
Twisted, but funny in an awkward way. |
Re: The Gay by bikokwe(m): 10:29pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
so afta taking off everytin, na der e end? |
Re: The Gay by Sophizzy(f): 10:37pm On Apr 25, 2011 |
^^ Guy, you nor wise o. |
Re: The Gay by ARareGem(f): 3:15pm On Apr 26, 2011 |
Nice twist |
Re: The Gay by bright007(f): 6:27pm On Apr 27, 2011 |
bikokwe:ehen, waiting u been dey find. Sophizzy:na u come wise abi PretiEbony: |
Re: The Gay by Sophizzy(f): 6:37pm On Apr 27, 2011 |
bright007: Yes. And u dullard, if you were bright, you would have figured out that what I wrote is the same as what you wrote but mine was in fewer words. Although, I admit it was harsh sha. . ., but whatever. |
Re: The Gay by bright007(f): 7:06pm On Apr 27, 2011 |
Sophizzy: |
Re: The Gay by yinkalink(f): 6:03pm On Apr 29, 2011 |
PLEASE GO CHECK OUT YINKA SIGNATURE,THATS MY REPLY dude, i changed my signature |
Re: The Gay by bibs(f): 8:06pm On Apr 30, 2011 |
Why am i so durty minded? I was thinking of somethng else so the guy/gay was wearing her clothes good job tho |
Re: The Gay by bright007(f): 11:42am On May 04, 2011 |
@yinka pls change ur signature back to d former, its very important for replying fools |
Re: The Gay by yinkalink(f): 12:31pm On May 04, 2011 |
Watever happened to u using it yourself? |
Re: The Gay by jackpot(f): 7:57am On May 06, 2011 |
^^you're too cold! |
Re: The Gay by Nobody: 11:10am On May 06, 2011 |
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha |
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