So folks , I went to register for something in a far away place from home. I was done and decided to take my leave. There wasn't no bike around that place so I decided to trek untill I find one that would take me to a bus stop or something.
I was walking majestically, thinking about and making predictions for the upcoming chelsea vs real Madrid match in my mind. suddenly i, saw this deadly and dangerous man killing scorpion! Comrades! At first, I thought Twas' dead, I really did. Only for it to move as if it wanted to sting life outta me when I moved my leg to check its status. Bro I almost screemed really hard as I staggered backwards! I was embarrassed with way I screemed and thought to myself "am I not a real nigggaaar? What the hell was that for?" I reckon it would've been more embarrassing if there were people there.
Anyway, I was already moving away when another thought pulled over and said; "bro go kill that scorpion now so that it doesn't bite someone". Well I was scared at first but then decided that I'll proceed to kill it, since that is what a real niigggaar would do. I quickly picked up a big plank I saw in a nearby bush, hit the scorpion till it couldn't move no more. After twas' dead, I proceeded to taking some pics. A few villagers that were now around that place where looking at me as if they were planning to descend on me. So, I stopped taking pics and proceeded with my journey. I finally found a bike and while I was on it, I told the man that I just killed a scorpion from where I was coming from. The man now told me that Scorpions are very common in that village.
I quickly told the man that each time he sees one, he shouldn't kill it. He should instead look for a way to extract the Venom from it as their venoms are the costliest in the world. He didn't get me at first and was like "o boy, u mean dis think wey u dey talk?" I said yes.
In my mind I was now thinking that perhaps if these villagers probably knew, maybe a few of em would've been millionaires by now.

Anyway I finally entered a bus that took me to my destination. While I was in it, my conscience was now disturbing me severely. Perhaps I shouldn't have killed it, I should've let it go, in other to preserve the wild life. With this, it is now concluded. I am not a real niggggaaar!

This small scorpion and you're jubilating,
You're not a real niggarr

Luigi02:
So folks , I went to register for something in a far away place from home. I was done and decided to take my leave. There wasn't no bike around that place so I decided to trek untill I find one that would take me to a bus stop or something.
I was walking majestically, thinking about and making predictions for the upcoming chelsea vs real Madrid match in my mind. suddenly i, saw this deadly and dangerous man killing scorpion! Comrades! At first, I thought Twas' dead, I really did. Only for it to move as if it wanted to sting life outta me when I moved my leg to check its status. Bro I almost screemed really hard as I staggered backwards! I was embarrassed with way I screemed and thought to myself "am I not a real nigggaaar? What the hell was that for?" I reckon it would've been more embarrassing if there were people there.
Anyway, I was already moving away when another thought pulled over and said; "bro go kill that scorpion now so that it doesn't bite someone". Well I was scared at first but then decided that I'll proceed to kill it, since that is what a real niigggaar would do. I quickly picked up a big plank I saw in a nearby bush, hit the scorpion till it couldn't move no more. After twas' dead, I proceeded to taking some pics. A few villagers that were now around that place where looking at me as if they were planning to descend on me. So, I stopped taking pics and proceeded with my journey. I finally found a bike and while I was on it, I told the man that I just killed a scorpion from where I was coming from. The man now told me that Scorpions are very common in that village.
I quickly told the man that each time he sees one, he shouldn't kill it. He should instead look for a way to extract the Venom from it as their venoms are the costliest in the world. He didn't get me at first and was like "o boy, u mean dis think wey u dey talk?" I said yes.
In my mind I was now thinking that perhaps if these villagers probably knew, maybe a few of em would've been millionaires by now.

Anyway I finally entered a bus that took me to my destination. While I was in it, my conscience was now disturbing me severely. Perhaps I shouldn't have killed it, I should've let it go, in other to preserve the wild life. With this, it is now concluded. I am not a real niggggaaar!

Lazy Youth
na ur mate de carry Ak-47 riffle so...& u de here de upload pictures of scorpion as if u kill snake...so what if u spot our nairaland SnAkEs how u go do see ur long TOE .
i beg shift jare

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