NEPA!! NEPA!!! NEPA has bring liiiiiiiiiiiiiiGht!!! This
widespread exclamation is patented to Nigeria alone .
I wept when I saw a 3 year old kid scream at the top of her voice , quoting the above exclamation..
Some say Nigeria is thriving under the power of darkness . We all know what that means (evil powers).
But that is far from the truth.

But this how NEPA takes your light without any provocation. (You never provoked them) . We call it "power bullying" " electrical bullying" .also permit me to call it ELECTRICAL TERRORISm .

STRAIGHT TO THE POINT "THIS is how NEPA cuts your light"

NEPA officials by name

1) emeka
2) Idris
3) segun
4) Tamuno
5) wike
6) efe


Idris: " oh boy how far "

Wike: " segun, abeg where I fit repair this my new flat screen ,I hear say engineer full your side"

Segun: " ok before we close i go give you one guy number for my street ,the guy good well. Abii make I call the number for you na ?"

Wike: "guy I dey come make I go see emeka for control room, him suppose dey office abii. That guy sef"

Efe: " check na , him suppose dey there , remember say oga shout for him body last week say make him no dey leave control room"

Wike: " I dey come make I check am".

Door opens with a squeaking sound ...

Emeka: " who goes you ?, Hahahahaha wike ...man like wike how far na , you sef , na so baaah?"

Wike: wetin I do na ?

Emeka: " na Una dey flex na , me I just dey here since morning , AC sef no dey work. Heat wan kill me."

Wike: hope say you no forget to send light go kipana estate ,today na their turn o"

Emeka: yes oo. By 3pm I go switch their light .

Wike: guy this people for alapa district you still dey give them steady light ?

Emeka: yes na.

Wike stands up and reaches for the switch board that controls light in the entire local govt area...


Wike: oh boy switch them off joor, i done off them . Then no dey settle us , abii you don't forget ?

Emeka: hnmm na waoo ok oo.

Time is now 2:59pm

Emeka reaches for the switch board .

Emeka: oya kipana estate let there be light in your life . Hahahahahaha

Efe walks in to the control room.

Efe: "Emeka how far .. na you on light for kipanu estate ? Na wa for you ,shebi i tell you say that petrol station for there dey drop oga 100k every month .. say make we no dey send light go that side ... If we give kipanu estate light ,how them wan sell fuel . Guy I done off am oo.

Emeka: oga done hammer oo.. anyway if them settle light go dey , if them settle too ,light no go dey .

Wike: e get one side like that when we never give light like 5weeks ,abeg push light go there make fan blow them body small, oga talk say make we go share bill for them tomorrow ooo..

Emeka : na so , them go happy wella if them see this light after 5 weeks . ooo hahahaha.



Don't say up NEPA next time you see light , Instead say "down NEPA".

Nice one. It sounds real.

Ok

bet9ja:
Nice one. It sounds real.

lol