Emergency Broadcast by Gov. Wike (6/5/21)

NOTE: Wike is a full time Real Madrid Supporter, even building real madrid academy in Port Harcourt. I believe the pain was successfully completed and delivered to governor Wike yesterday. Wike is heart broken, wike is in big pain. He should leave Chelsea fans alone. Till
May 29th.

Read his Broadcast my follow Chelsea fans

My dear Rivers people, it is with sadness that I acknowledge that Rivers State, especially, the capital, Port Harcourt is turning into what the founding fathers of this great state never envisaged when they fought for and secured the creation of this great state.

Of late, we have been suffering air population, and the asthmatic patients in our state have been the hardest hit.

We have also witnessed in recent times secessionists who wish to make Rivers State part of their online republic, hijack the state and heightened insecurity in the state.

My dear Rivers people, you all know that I can't tolerate NONSENSE, and for your safety and production, I speedily, as your action governor, did the needful.

Today, we are suddenly confronted with a bigger threat that affects all of us. Noise population!

It has come to my knowledge that hoodlums who call themselves Chelsea fans have decided to turn our dear state into Aba and Onitsha. Rivers State is the Garden State, and it is so named for its peaceful and tranquil atmosphere; it is a place of rest. Suddenly, a bunch of drunkards, lawless elements, who have no reasons whatsoever living in township have decided to deny our people their rest and their peace.

I as the governor of this great state, hereby ban everything about Chelsea. I have directed the police and the military to arrest any hoodlum wearing Chelsea shirt. Wherever people gather to talk about Chelsea, arrest them. Send them back to their states. I know for sure that no Rivers man belongs to such a lousy club.

God bless Rivers People
Gov. Nyesom Wike

Chelsea Fans Everywhere Are Noise Maker!

you killed it man. nice joke