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The Camel by Maleeq(m): 10:54pm On Jul 11, 2007
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour, he
noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks.
He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, What's the camel for?
The Sergeant replied, Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel.
The Captain said Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me.

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, BRING IN THE CAMEL!

The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous s3x with the camel.

As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant; Is that how the enlisted men do it?
The Sergeant replied: Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town!
Re: The Camel by otuwe(f): 2:08pm On Jul 12, 2007
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: The Camel by mimiko(f): 3:02pm On Jul 12, 2007
;d
Re: The Camel by stephanay(m): 4:09pm On Jul 12, 2007
shoot!
Re: The Camel by Maneater1(f): 4:30pm On Jul 12, 2007
Good one.
Re: The Camel by Smeagol(m): 3:28pm On Jul 14, 2007
Ha ha! Poor camel grin

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