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The Colonel And The Camel by jayszone(m): 1:04pm On Sep 30, 2009
The Colonel and the Camel


It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp. They tour the entire base and the clerk shows him around and points out every building of interest. At the end of the tour, the Colonel says, "What about that little stable over there? What's that for?"

"Well," says the clerk, and looks at the ground in embarassment, "you may have noticed there aren't any women on the base. You see, we keep a camel in that there stable, so that when the men get their urges they can --"

The Colonel holds up his hand, shakes his head and cuts off the clerk midsentence. "PLEASE! Say no more. I get the point."

Well, as you can imagine, after a few weeks on the base the Colonel too felt the need for a woman, and so he found himself at the clerk's desk one Saturday afternoon. "Tell me," the Colonel said in a whisper, looking over his shoulder to be sure no one else could hear, "is the camel free this afternoon?"

The clerk checks his appointment book and nods in the affirmative. "How about I schedule you in for 2:00?"

The Colonel nods and walks away. At 2:00 he makes his way to the stable, walks in, and gently closes the door behind him. He finds a small stepping stool nearby, moves it behind the camel, and climbs onto it. Then he lowers his trousers, and begins, well, making love to the camel.

Just as he's nearing his peak, the door opens suddenly and the Colonel spins around in shock and embarrassment to see the clerk standing there with a big grin on his face. As the Colonel begins to yell for him to leave, the clerk interrupts him with a quizzical look on his face.

"Begging your pardon, sir, but wouldn't it have been simpler for you to just ride the camel into town to find a woman, like the other men do?"
Re: The Colonel And The Camel by folly69(m): 1:23pm On Sep 30, 2009
eeeeeeew lipsrsealed lmao.
Re: The Colonel And The Camel by Spyker: 1:58pm On Sep 30, 2009
Yee pa ri grin grin grin
Re: The Colonel And The Camel by sylve11: 2:09pm On Sep 30, 2009
if the colnel ain't ben then who? grin grin grin cool
Re: The Colonel And The Camel by kodylicky(f): 2:21pm On Sep 30, 2009
COLONEL SYLVE grin grin
Re: The Colonel And The Camel by sylve11: 2:47pm On Sep 30, 2009
Kodi-licky take time o grin cool
Re: The Colonel And The Camel by bydot1(m): 2:10am On Oct 01, 2009

shocked re u givin her my GUCCI wrist watch?
Re: The Colonel And The Camel by bashydemy(m): 7:18am On Oct 01, 2009
sylve11:

if the colnel ain't ben then who? grin grin grin cool
how many colonel do we have on NL just 1 and what his name sylve so use your brain to get the answer of who the colonel is shikena

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