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Cow Dung As A Coronavirus Cure In India by Jakumo(m): 1:24pm On May 15, 2021 |
Please find enclosed me and my crew photographed on a social outing during a recent trip to India. Yes sir, that is yours truly second from the right in the foreground and dressed in a fetching cow-shit brown pair of nasty underwear. Before any ladies in da house jump up and shout about the sheer bulk of my rock-hard bedroom tackle, rest assured that everything is in perfect working order on this glorious 15th day of May 2021. On a serious note, Indians have discovered that smearing themselves with cow dung is the best way to prevent coronavirus infection, so I naturally want to be the first person to introduce this practice to the Nigerian public. Check this Yahoo news article for the inside scoop. Buy your own supply of FRESH cow dung from me at Jankara Market in beautiful downtown Lagos, where a special introductory price of one thousand naira per kilo is in effect FOR TODAY ONLY. If you no buy my own, na for Fulani hand you go fit see am from tomorrow going. https://www.yahoo.com/news/people-india-smearing-cow-dung-084954568.html 1 Like
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Re: Cow Dung As A Coronavirus Cure In India by Simplyleo: 1:27pm On May 15, 2021 |
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Re: Cow Dung As A Coronavirus Cure In India by orisa37: 1:30pm On May 15, 2021 |
Move FULANI HERDSMEN to INDIA. 1 Like |
Re: Cow Dung As A Coronavirus Cure In India by Jakumo(m): 1:32pm On May 15, 2021 |
orisa37: I second this motion, but just be aware that if the Fulani terrorists take all their cows to India, a severe shortage of cow dung might befall Nigeria, which is not what we want to see, all things being equal. 1 Like |
Re: Cow Dung As A Coronavirus Cure In India by DICKstractor: 1:47pm On May 15, 2021 |
India and weird practices People that drink cow urine for fun 2 Likes |
Re: Cow Dung As A Coronavirus Cure In India by OlayemiAshraf(m): 1:53pm On May 15, 2021 |
Indians worshipped cows ..so Its not surprising if they even eat the cow dung 1 Like |
Re: Cow Dung As A Coronavirus Cure In India by harmargedon: 2:11pm On May 15, 2021 |
I've always know that theses guys joke a lot. |
Re: Cow Dung As A Coronavirus Cure In India by orisa37: 2:18pm On May 15, 2021 |
Jakumo: We have other Manures.. 1 Like |
Re: Cow Dung As A Coronavirus Cure In India by Jakumo(m): 5:58am On May 16, 2021 |
orisa37: Yes o. If Coronavirus returns to my hideout in the jungles of Congo, I may be forced to try goat droppings or even human ahem, lotion, as a means to ward off the evil spirits. Desperation can make a rational person do strange things. |
Re: Cow Dung As A Coronavirus Cure In India by orisa37: 7:26am On May 16, 2021 |
Palestine Squats before now Israel. Israel will soon expand to Iraq, Iran and Syria. |
Re: Cow Dung As A Coronavirus Cure In India by orisa37: 7:40am On May 16, 2021 |
Palestine Squats before, now Israel. Israel will soon expand to Iraq, Iran and Syria. But before Israel achieves this, the SW, SE SS AND CS should DRIVE THE FULANIS UP TO MURITANIA, MOROCCO, ALGERIA, LIBYA, EGYPT ETCETERA ETCETERA AND ALLOW NORTHERN NIGERIA TO BE OCCUPIED BY TRUE NIGERIANS.. |
Re: Cow Dung As A Coronavirus Cure In India by Ndipe(m): 10:08pm On Jun 23, 2021 |
Ignorance is never bliss. |
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