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Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by ucheuche1(m): 11:22am On Dec 06, 2006
they both enter a hole.
they both remove their clothes b4 entering
they both can contact virus inside any hole (AIDS 4 d dick & any kind of virus 4 d flash).
they both have d capacity to store so many items (d dick can contain millions n millions of sperm while the flash can contain millions of bytes,
I could go on n on ,
Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by Pamperme: 1:27pm On Dec 06, 2006
cheesy cheesy mad boy wink
Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by Gettolove(m): 4:56pm On Dec 06, 2006
the only difference is that flash drive is always standing erect but dick dey tire sometimes grin
Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by krdea(m): 6:27pm On Dec 06, 2006
Na so my brother, no be wood cheesy
Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by Oracle(m): 7:15pm On Dec 06, 2006
funny but very true

Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by angelz(f): 10:18pm On Dec 06, 2006
Guyz joke don finish 4 una, na to dey compare una dick wit flash drive remain, na wa o. Bt sm guys 4 dis forum dey dickless.
Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by Oracle(m): 10:21pm On Dec 06, 2006
thatz funny Angelz
Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by ucheuche1(m): 10:36am On Dec 07, 2006
oracle, U'd have completed the job by scanning a d**k probably yours alongside d flash drive wey u scan for proper illustration.afterall, what's what doing,they say, is what doing well. over 2 u now bro. smiley cheesy smiley smiley smiley
Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by Pathos(m): 1:01pm On Dec 07, 2006
@ Oracle give us the other pic not only the flash drive grin
Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by jimaj4life(m): 2:56pm On Dec 07, 2006
fuuny
Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by angelz(f): 9:50pm On Dec 07, 2006
Uche-uche startd dis post, y didnt u guyz request 4 his d**k, y oracle? Or is ora's d**k , ?
Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by angelz(f): 9:51pm On Dec 07, 2006
Uche-uche startd dis post, y didnt u guyz request 4 his d**k, y oracle? Or is ora's d**k , ?
Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by ucheuche1(m): 10:47am On Dec 08, 2006
angelz, wetin be ur own now? my d*ck is classified (P) ie for private viewing only. we were only asking Oracle 2 complete wetin im start.u know how they say it, "don't start wat u can't finish' finito!
Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by brad(m): 12:37pm On Dec 08, 2006
cool.nice analogy.but some dissimilarities
1. the d<>k sometimes gets to wear some form of clothing b4 entering d hole
2.the flash drive lasts far longer in the hole
etc
Re: Similarities Bw A Dick & A Flash Drive by abilityman(m): 10:56am On Jun 16, 2007
una dey try:

furthermore, the flash can be used on several systems just like the d**k.

It could be outdated after many yrs, what of the d**k.

it has to carefully removed after it is inserted into the system just like the d**k.

it serves sevaral functions just like the d**k.

una dey try.

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