A man married a second wife who was fond of maltreating his kids when he was away.
So one day, he came back from work and caught the wife redhanded beating his children..

Husband: What are you doing? Why beating them? What have they done to you?

Wife: Hahaha, don't mind me. I'm just practicing Patience Ozorkwo's role with the kids.


Husband: Is that so? Ok let me practice Jackie Chan's role on your body..