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Anyone Use Jesus To Connect To Twitter? by HappyPagan: 11:50am On Jun 05, 2021
I have been trying to connect to Twitter today.. the thing is not loading..

So I reached for the Master key Jesus.. I prayed and casted. I sang for a few minutes...deep deep worship.. and lo and behold , now I can browse.

Glory hallelujah.

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Re: Anyone Use Jesus To Connect To Twitter? by Kaybenny(m): 11:53am On Jun 05, 2021
HappyPagan:
I have been trying to connect to Twitter today.. the thing is not loading..

So I reached for the Master key Jesus.. I prayed and casted. I sang for a few minutes...deep deep worship.. and lo and behold , now I can browse.

Glory hallelujah.

Not funny!!!
The joke's on you
sad undecided

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Re: Anyone Use Jesus To Connect To Twitter? by HappyPagan: 12:37pm On Jun 05, 2021
Kaybenny:


Not funny!!!
The joke's on you
sad undecided
You are the joke. You are using Vpn. I'm using Jesus. Get there behind me Satan.

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Re: Anyone Use Jesus To Connect To Twitter? by KnownUnknown: 12:40pm On Jun 05, 2021
HappyPagan:
I have been trying to connect to Twitter today.. the thing is not loading..

So I reached for the Master key Jesus.. I prayed and casted. I sang for a few minutes...deep deep worship.. and lo and behold , now I can browse.

Glory hallelujah.

Hosanna Yah Yah. I used the Holy Spirit to connect. The connection was spotty, then I added some Virgin Oil, and the Holy Spirit was aroused enough to increase the data speed.

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Re: Anyone Use Jesus To Connect To Twitter? by budaatum: 1:18pm On Jun 05, 2021
HappyPagan:
I have been trying to connect to Twitter today.. the thing is not loading..

So I reached for the Master key Jesus.. I prayed and casted. I sang for a few minutes...deep deep worship.. and lo and behold , now I can browse.

Glory hallelujah.

Yes, I used Jesus to connect to Twitter today, Jesus not being "I prayed and casted. I sang for a few minutes...deep deep worship" as you erroneously think, but the Wisdom that made me seek out a vpn to get around the barriers that were set up to prevent me from connecting to Twitter, and that I've included in the link so you too may use some Jesus to connect to Twitter too!

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Re: Anyone Use Jesus To Connect To Twitter? by budaatum: 1:21pm On Jun 05, 2021
HappyPagan:

You are the joke. You are using Vpn. I'm using Jesus. Get there behind me Satan.

Oh Lord God please when shall people see that when one says, "I follow Vpn," and another says, "I follow Jesus," they are still mere human beings?

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