Mr Bean
> BRAIN TUMOR
> Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have
> a brain tumor.
> Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
> Doctor: Did you understand what I just
> told you?
> Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm
> dumb?
> Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
> Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have
> a brain!
> ****
>
> MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
> Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
> Mr. Bean: 9
> Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
> Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me,
> you've just twisted the figure, the answer
> is 6!!
> ****
>
> WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
> Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my
> grandson.
> Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
> Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't
> know the alphabet yet!!
> ****
>
> QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM
> MACHINE
> Friend: What are you looking at?
> Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
> Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you
> saw it?
> Mr. Bean: Four asterisks! ****
>> ****
>
> HOW MANY WOMEN
> Friend: how many women do you believe must
> a man marry?
> Mr. Bean: 16
> Friend: Why?
> Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4
> richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.
> ****
>
> CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
> Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from
> me, is it Ok?
> Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought
> it was a horror film. I didn't see any
> picture.
> Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
> Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
> ****
>
> MOM'S DEAD
> Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called,
> Mom's dead.
> Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2
> minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
> Friend: what now?
> Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom
> died too!
> ****
>
> MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
> Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in
> an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power
> failure.
> Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too, I got
> stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
> ****
>
> SPELLING LESSON
> Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling
> of successful, is it one c or two c?
> Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

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