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Wet Pants. by yomivirgo(m): 2:48pm On Jan 17, 2007 |
Come with me to a third grade classroom, There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop, he puts his head down and prays -- "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat." He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap. The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!" Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie. She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. "You've done enough, you klutz!" Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, "You did that on purpose, didn't you?" Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too." |
Re: Wet Pants. by Gepheral: 7:58pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
N1ce one! |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 8:52pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
Were is the joke? No offence;-) |
Re: Wet Pants. by Missybabe(f): 11:59am On Jun 02, 2010 |
men it is funny, it is an emergency indeed. what a narrow escape from embarrassment. |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 4:32pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
@Poster - Loved this joke and for what it's worth - I think that Susie girl is really sweet |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 5:21pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
I beg to differ jor, Copy and paste true life story called joke no sweet jor |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 5:26pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Studio no b like that now, it's a really good joke. ok, if u no get am - tell me the part u no understand & I go try explain am 2 u |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 5:31pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Why u think sey i go waste my time on something wey no go give me money? |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 5:34pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Jokes section dey give u money? |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 5:56pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Maybe to u NO! But to me, SEUN dey bribe me to post but no be for all thread like dis sha |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 5:59pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
really? How much per post? <money miss road> |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 6:02pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
LiarB-) Money no miss any road, Money managed find hin way were dem send am. Lol |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 6:03pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
lol |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 6:05pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
I be like sey i go run comot here small, I wan do somethings. |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 6:08pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Good & don't look back |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 6:15pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Warri man dey carry first and no dey look back. I no go let u pour sand for my garriB-) |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 6:21pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
na stale garri anyway lol |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 6:25pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Still better pass dat poison wey u cook call'd food |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 6:34pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
u sure about that? are u really, really sure Studio? no try my cooking O! 'cos u know say if I cook 4 u, u go always come back 4 more! More!! MORE!!! |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 6:49pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
U wish |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 6:54pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
I know |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 6:56pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
I dont need to be told |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 7:02pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Ok O! have it ur way. |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 7:04pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Yes! I'm the man, The BossB-) |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 7:14pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 7:25pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
and u a woman, a fragile one for that matter |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 7:59pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
^^ So shield me from all bad things then |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 8:04pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
maka why? how your own take be to me now? |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 8:21pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
? |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 8:27pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
wetin happen my dear? |
Re: Wet Pants. by EfemenaXY: 9:30pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Studio? |
Re: Wet Pants. by StudioCFR(m): 9:32pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Yes, your period don reach? |
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