*At a FIFA ceremony*

Pastor: I am hearing a name like bru..bru.Bruno, anyone with that name here??
Fernandes: (Raises his hand) That's me sir
Pastor: Very good, You are a Professional footballer, am I right??
Bruno: Yes sir
Pastor: You have never won a club trophy in your career??
Bruno: Yes sir
Pastor: you've been to 5 finals and lost them all
Bruno: Yes sir
Pastor: You left sporting Lisbon and they won the League this season??
Bruno: Yes sir
Pastor: Elneny has more international goals than you??
Bruno: Yes sir
Pastor: You have never won an individual award??
Bruno: Yes sir
Pastor: Do u remember September 23, 2020??
Bruno: Yes sir
Pastor: what happened on that day??
Bruno: I scored a penalty against Brighton�
Pastor: Should I prophecy??
Bruno: Prophecy daddy
Pastor: They have placed a curse on You, Maguire and Ole never to win a title
Bruno: Chai
Pastor: You have to leave Man Utd, unless you want to be Darmian
Bruno: Ok, daddy
Pastor: Do I know u b4??
Bruno: No
Pastor: Have we met B4
Bruno: No
Pastor: How do I know all this?
Bruno: You are a man of God


Sombori celebrate grace

pastor way dey watch ball..

maiiilooo:
pastor way dey watch ball..

Abeg shift

Dry

Mtcheeeeew Man United hater get the fvck off, so Epl player of the month that bruno won like more than 6X at man utd na your village people award nobe individual abi .... Mek una dey make research first but as una carry troll without fact for head The fvck outta here

Theboy21:
Mtcheeeeew Man United hater get the fvck off, so Epl player of the month that bruno won like more than 6X at man utd na your village people award nobe individual abi .... Mek una dey make research first but as una carry troll without fact for head The fvck outta here

Gerara