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How Do U Tell Your Friend Abroad The Current Situation Of Nigeria In King James by MANCHESTERunited: 7:22pm On Jun 22, 2021
Verily, verily, I say unto the, the land of your father's which thou fled to live in a land that is flowing with milk and honey during the reign of GoodLuck Jonathan is barren and it's water is bitter, its inhabitants are in great anguish and under oppression in the hand of Mohammed. Tarry ye in the land where thou dwelleth, for the goodness thou seeketh is not in the land of your Father's.
Verily, verily I say unto thee, it was not of thy discretion that thou fleddest from thy father's land but it was the Lord thy God who led thee in the way thou shouldest go. The sin of the people of the land hath provoked the Lord thy God and he hath promise to punish the inhabitants of the land of Nigeria. He giveth his people a wicked king from the land of Daura in the tribe of Fulani. A man named Mohammed the son of Buhari replaced GoodLuck the son of Ebele Jonathan the anointed king of the land of Nigeria.
King Buhari hath brought tears, anguish, famine and destruction to the people of Nigeria. The Lord hath decided from the bondage of Fulani until they repent of their transgression and idolatry and to him with all their heart.
And the prophecy cometh true that was written ...thus says the Lord, and he shall reign over the land for 8 years.. blocking all the boarders and the people shall remain in hardship until the Messiah comes 2023.
The Lord God has delivered you from the snare of bandits and ungun know men and from the kidnappers that walketh in Nigeria. Stay where you are for I will do great things in your life if and only if you prepare a way for me to cometh join you in abroad grin, thou says the Lord.
Re: How Do U Tell Your Friend Abroad The Current Situation Of Nigeria In King James by budaatum: 7:30pm On Jun 22, 2021
King Buhari hath brought tears, anguish, famine and destruction to the people of Nigeria.

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Stop wailing! Pick up your cross and bear it instead of expecting buhari to bring you manna from heaven! He called you lazy fuqs so you should not expect him to feed you.


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Re: How Do U Tell Your Friend Abroad The Current Situation Of Nigeria In King James by DonBenny77(m): 7:37pm On Jun 22, 2021
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Re: How Do U Tell Your Friend Abroad The Current Situation Of Nigeria In King James by illicit(m): 7:54pm On Jun 22, 2021
Naija art doomed
Re: How Do U Tell Your Friend Abroad The Current Situation Of Nigeria In King James by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jun 23, 2021
For the decendants of saul hath taken seige of the land of Nigeria a decendants of the Gentiles. Oppressing thou the poor and orphans in the land where with their fathers swore to bring them change.

Who shall break the yoke from off the children of Nigeria?

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