This elderly people ehn
Una no go kee person with sense
So lawma people came to carry dirty last Tuesday
I’ve been hearing those ones horn since...
i do like i no hear...
Cos mama and my neighbor dirty don full pass
oke-afa dustbin and as e b say my own dirty is usually not more than a bagco bag or two anytime wey lawma come...
if i dey go drop my own portmanteau ...
na so i go meet my people for gate dey wait baba Akande to come help them offload like 5 rice sacs wey dem don fill with trash...

So on Tuesday lawma people showed up
And I ignored their horn...
even if I don’t drop off dirt for 2 months my ghana must go bag no go still full,
Small time na hin i hear mama voice for my window...
Baba Akande awon onile ti de o...
I say okay ma e shey ma mo ti gbo
I lock up... i no kuku get plan to throway dirty for the next 2 month...
As i be single baby daddy( not bachelor nor married)...

After about 5 minutes
I still hear Baba Akande...
awon onile ti fe ma lo o...
I say ko si wahala ma...
Mama say haa...
Oo wa je n ba e gbe lo sita
Ko kuku po
...( Landlady hep me carrry dirty bii bawo)...
when no be say Iya Aanu Adopt me...
As i hear that one na hin i jump up from couch so i can quickly block her before she carry am...

As i reach outside carry my own dirty
Na so i see mama dem trash as usual like 5 rice sacs o
See who wan help me throway my own dirty o
I sha use itiju
I helped her dump it in the lawma
As i help her finish...
na so i hear
Baba Akande “e dakun e ba mi gbe ti awon mommy kunle ti o wa no egbe odo e yen...(she no dey house)

I paused, looked her straight in her eyes with all the respect iya Aanu taught me while growing up and i said in Yoruba
Mama
it’s because it’s you thats why I carried that one i did cos me sef dey manage the small energy wey i get ni...
Its not surplus
maybe mama feel say as i no dey comot house sometimes i dey gather extra energy...energy wey i dey follow depression and hungry drag...

She replied saying
Oshey oko mi and other prayers follow...

So fast forward to evening time...
I went to get something at the bus stop
Na so i see mama and my neighbor dey come for my back
As i slowed down to greet neighbor lydis
I never greet neighbor finish
Na so i begin hear...
Mommy kunle”
Awon onile ma wa leni o
Emi gan roju gbe iwonba idoti odo wa si ita ni
BABA AKANDE O DE SI NILE NI TIE MI O BA TI PE KI WON WA HELP WA
I nearly choke MY EYE DRUM for where i dey
As mama look my face see say that matter jam me... i was almost bursting with laughter...
na so mama gimme small “menumo” wink

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