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Just Imagine by overdrive(m): 4:51pm On Jul 15, 2021
Save your data. Send money to friends and family in other banks by simply dialling *919*4#.

See message I got from my bank. When stingy telecos now dash 20mb everyday.
These banks charge #7 for every ussd transaction.
The average Nigerian is an endangered specie.

Re: Just Imagine by overdrive(m): 4:52pm On Jul 15, 2021
I am tired.

Re: Just Imagine by LikeAking: 5:10pm On Jul 15, 2021
This thing na small problem na.

The USA and co even do worse.
Re: Just Imagine by amzee(m): 8:02am On Jul 21, 2022
Pls play it

Re: Just Imagine by overdrive(m): 8:15am On Jul 21, 2022
Pls play it

Thank you sir.
Re: Just Imagine by overdrive(m): 5:17pm On Dec 09, 2022

-Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes.

-Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.

-The husband only puts food in his wife's mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.

-If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.

-The only thing that makes an African man touch his wife's neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.

-The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.

-If you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.

-Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.

-The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.

-The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.

-The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.

-The only time a wife looks closely to her husband's eyes is when he complains of something in his eyes.

-Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours.

Re: Just Imagine by overdrive(m): 12:01pm On Dec 25, 2022
Re: Just Imagine by overdrive(m): 4:04pm On Feb 21, 2023
Dayleezy come this side.

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