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New York Bound Aboki by UZORY007: 3:49pm On May 12, 2011 |
On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a Hausa man sitting in the first class section and requested that he move to economy since he did not have a first class ticket. The Aboki replied, "I'm not moving." Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with him. He went to talk with the man asking him to please move out of the first class section. Again, he replied, " I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what should he do. The captain said, "I'm married to a hausa. I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the aboki's ear. He immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to himself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?" Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to him that finally convinced him to move from his seat. He said, "I told him the first class section wasn't going to New York. |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by dani1luv: 4:38pm On May 12, 2011 |
LOL. . .Abi na. .y e nor go move |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by bright007(f): 7:13pm On May 12, 2011 |
Wat are u insinuating?are u saying aboki/hausa mumu reach like dat? |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by dani1luv: 9:08pm On May 12, 2011 |
^^Before nnko. . .you nor be mumu ni |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by MktOrient: 1:25pm On May 13, 2011 |
now dats funny |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by bright007(f): 2:29pm On May 13, 2011 |
@dani;are u talking to me or aboki/hausa?I no b northerner oo,I be middle belt oo |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by oderemo(m): 3:22pm On May 13, 2011 |
that is a gud joke right there. |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by EfemenaXY: 3:08pm On May 14, 2011 |
Nice joke @ poster - but the tribalistic twist wasn't called for Oga Dani and Mallam 007 - make una two nor kill pessin this fine afternoon jor! |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by UZORY007: 10:30am On May 16, 2011 |
Thanks Efe. Correction noted! |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by Ekpoma1: 10:59am On May 16, 2011 |
Who else can be as foolish as aboki? OP NICE JOKE. |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by neyshed: 11:38am On May 16, 2011 |
Niccc joke, yoruba man no go muv mónókai |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by Nobody: 1:53pm On May 16, 2011 |
lol, very funny! But the naming of the tribe is not necessary to make it funny. |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by UZORY007: 4:42pm On May 31, 2011 |
Thanks bro! Correction noted. |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by WILLKO: 4:50pm On May 31, 2011 |
UZORY007:lol.hmmm |
Re: New York Bound Aboki by lysaa(f): 4:54pm On May 31, 2011 |
@ topic, u bad! |
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