This is a joke

Iliveforever:


Aboki, wetin concern you with oil?
Comon will you get up there and go and walk the cows

Just report the fool and ignore the mountain of rubbish posted

FarahAideed:
If all cars move to LNG then expect LNG to go up too

Just like they said closing the border would bring the price of rice crashing down.

So many ridiculous assumptions, it makes you wonder if any body who went through school or understands basic supply and demand is in charge of such serious decisions.

Maxymilliano:
What is the minimum wage of Nigerian workers again ?

DPR should continue doing the bidding of the government by toying with people's emotion, one day go be one day, monkey go enter market he no go return.

na to just collect salary,use am buy 33 litres of fuel lobatan

Theunbothered:


Just like they said closing the border would bring the price of rice crashing down.

So many ridiculous assumptions, it makes you wonder if any body who went through school or understands basic supply and demand is in charge of such serious decisions.

They are bunch of people devoid of ideas.

Hope for the worst.

Well, this country has become another Venezuela.

Thunder that i keep to be doing press up fire your mouth there, what the hell is wrong in Nigeria.. what is going on, are we at war, make you na tell us , make we fight nor be fight we go fight na.. which kind of thing be this...

Some one will just be some where looting our NIgeria Money and no one I mean no one is willing to talk or stop the person, which kind foolish country be this..

CSTRR:

Tam David west has gone back to his hole.

He was an overnight petroleum price expert under Jonathan.

Is he not dead?

Ezedon:
We are ready

Anyways, what do you expect when you have a dead Man as a Petroleum Minister?

that means death to anything he rules or touches

2 more years to go we ain't see anything

Omooba77:
He said it will be #40/litre, alas he has gone back to God to witness #165.

One wonder how a catastrophic mistake and dullard president of can turn highly educated people of Prof.Tam David-West, Sagay and VP Osinbajo into stupid looking people

Sonnobax15:

Please of what benefit has the petro subsidy been so far on the lives of Nigerians....

If e like,make petrol price climb go 5k per litre, Nigerians,we know how to manage and package our lives..

Abi oh. Once it hits 1k per liter, inflation will set in. Dollar will rise to 1k per usd. After 6 months they will say they are paying subsidy as naira has lost value, they will then have to remove subsidy again. By that time fuel go rise to 2k per liter, 6 months later same story again.
By 2023 fuel will be 5k per liter, 1$ might be 5k!
But we bmc will be buying at ₦97/liter and buying $1 at ₦150 once we show our ID.
Bros, make I go convert my little kishi to usd bury am for ground cos at this rate, these abokis fit put eye for person domicillary accounts.

Vickyvice:
with their 30k for 30 ltrs. Buhari has finally taken us back to millitary dayz. If na buhari government of 1984 still dey rule , na black and white tv richest people go dey buy, no phones/laptops/inTernet.no MTN and all network providers, no I c..t young rich guys/ladies for no dey. na beetle/ 504 we for still dey use. No Cubana, whizkid, davido, tiwa Savage e t.c All the press, both in print and online for no dey. No blog, vlogg. Linda Ikeji for no dey, no Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat and all those social sites. If say buhari rules till six yrs time we go revert to the above listed. Buhari brought austerity called operation "tighten your belt " in 1984/85,, where yam tuber to be cooked was measured with tape before slicing and peeling. an affliction not to be experienced even once, is buhari

Time to park my car then, fuel has become a luxury,light too,water sef. Nigeria is dead

Omooba77:
Atleast BMC crew will buy at that price too?

Never, they will buy at highly discounted prices
Abi no be so BMCs

God we punish you people’s , for not making Nigerian’s happy for one day …

this PERSON dey talk nonsense VOODOO economics like many NIGERIANS !

The Foolaniy APC has totally fvcked
up our economy for real..

In an oil producing country like the
US where average minimum wage
is equivalent of over N50,000. ( Fifty K)
per day, petrol doesn't even cost
1k☹️☹️☹️☹️

these people are so CORRUPT, I feel sorry for Dangote for putting him leg into this refinery business

Kuku kill us

Even Abacha did better than the cow on seat.

Useless government

You are sick. You need an hospital bed

KillMNKnow:
News outlets report just about anything wether is fake or misleading. Especially on divisive social and political messages on issues like Bandits and herdsman.

There is no civil discourse, no cooperation, misinformation, mistruth and its not just an Nigerian problem, it's not just about North and South, This is a global problem.

Our addictions to social network provided a dopamine hit and a social validation feedback loop, that exploited a vulnerability in human psychology. We have created tools that are ripping apart the social fabric of how society works.

We curate our lives around this perceived sense of perfection, because we get rewarded in these short term signals: Hearts, likes, thumbs ups, shares.

We conflate that with value and we conflate it with truth, and instead what it really is fake, brittle popularity that's short term and leaves you even more vacant and empty before you did it.

We don't realise it but we are being programmed."

Where would zombies BMC and idiotic buharii lovers see money to buy fuel at that exorbitant price after they had paid for inflated goods and services?

skywalker240:
Zombies will still buy fuel



30 litres


30k

NNPC!


DPR!!



FG!!!


BUBUHARI!!!!






Testing ...testing... testing the mic!!!!!!!!

We don die

Make dem increase am na... mtchewww

The doomed contraption is finally hitting a rock bottom!

The sadistic, redundant coupist and cohorts won't end well!

Dont worry residents zombies are trained runners they can run from lagos to kanu in speed of light... son if they like make them increase it to 2000 they will not complain or protest as they so before 2014

Dont worry residents zombies are trained great runners they can run from lagos to kanu in speed of light... so if they like make them increase it to 2000 they will not complain or protest as they so before 2014

What Rubbish is this man saying? Let's use dieeel for reference. There is no subsidy on diesel and the price has been deregulated. Is a litre of diesel up to N500? It's not even up to N300.

If the petrol price is deregulated, I doubt it will be more than N300. At worst, it should not be more than N400 for a litre.

What's this man's game plan? Is he trying to frustrate price deregulation as it may threaten his job? Or did he just get the post because his brother was there? We never can tell