NOW THAT UMEOJI IS UNABLE TO DEFINE HIS ABSURDITY... What Next?


Last night on Channels TV, we saw how clearly facts stood against gross contraptions.

Sly Ezeokenwa reeled out his facts in a way that sound Benchers would find exciting. Unlike Chukwunyere who showed manifest confusion, stuttering like a terrified imp with zilch knowledge of his own mischief.

Same yesterday, I read another flawed argument from Umeoji's media marauders wherein they begrudged the APGA Leadership for what they termed "fraud". They further defined their crooked legal subterfuge as "karma". Laughable!

For clarity, let's establish this nexus. I wrote my O'levels examination 3 times. I succeeded at the third attempt before proceeding to write JAMB to seek admission into the University. Now, for the 3 times I sat for O'level exams I paid the examination body -- WAEC -- and was issued forms and subsequently examined.

By Umeoji's definition, I deserve to pass because I "paid" for the examination. Or if they (WAEC) knew I would fail, they should have told me or even refunded my money. Now that they have not done any of those, I have created my own WAEC Registrar, examined myself and passed the said examination. I am in court now and must get justice, which must come in the form of recognizing my newly created examination body.

Wow!

If this is not absurd, then I think there must be a new meaning to absurdity.

-- Mazi Ejimofor