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| Paternity Matter--you Will So Laugh. by hope2011: 4:00pm On May 14, 2011 |
Mother: Son I'm sorry i slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father. Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?! You should be hanged. Mother: I am sorry he is my first love and i could not marry him cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever. Son: No i am speaking to no one. Mr Alani is the only father i know and so will that be. Mother: Please dont be soo upset. Just talk to him. Son: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind! Phone: Morning Son, I am Mallam Aliko Dangote. I am your real father. Son: Daddy! Daddy!! Daddy!!! Thank God! I always knew there was something special about me, Thank you mum. You are the best mother in the world www.jokesvillage..com |
| Re: Paternity Matter--you Will So Laugh. by akunta(f): 10:30am On May 16, 2011 |
nice one op  |
| Re: Paternity Matter--you Will So Laugh. by Ekpoma1: 10:40am On May 16, 2011 |
^^ What is nice in a stale joke? *Yawns* |
| Re: Paternity Matter--you Will So Laugh. by slimyem: 12:15pm On May 16, 2011 |
where's the way out?? |
| Re: Paternity Matter--you Will So Laugh. by akunta(f): 1:59pm On May 16, 2011 |
@ekpoma, might be stale 2 u but i just heard it.  and who says one cant laugh abt a nice joke ova n ova again? |
| Re: Paternity Matter--you Will So Laugh. by Sophizzy(f): 10:32pm On May 16, 2011 |
lwkmd |
| Re: Paternity Matter--you Will So Laugh. by Nobody: 11:44am On May 17, 2011 |
| original and really funny, thanks guy |
| Re: Paternity Matter--you Will So Laugh. by yinkalink(f): 12:21pm On May 17, 2011 |
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe |
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