@yinkalink you charge 4 d ff on this tread

1. Opening of threads = 1
2. Commenting on threads =10
3. Falling in love in threads =1
4. Excessive use of smileys =4-1

No cheating each charge cost you N4,033 (VAT inclusive)

So you are Paying 15x4,033 =

Where is my calculator ok N60,495
NB: Cash payment Onliy

LWKMD.

U've messed with the wrong Detective cos, dis one's not going down without a fight.

*swagas in wit her knobbly sti!,sees a bil stuq 2 d neon s‘burd depictn JJS*
Rummages in her bag,cant find her glasses,

^^ no tell me say you get extra eye. Oh sorry seeing aid I mean

Now where is dat slip,aha!Dere it is
u v bin CHARGD bla bla
U V GOT 2 B KIDN ME!
A whole DG shld b payn vat?Dats absurd!

U tell him girl.

Infact
U v bin charges to d NAIRALAND HIGH COURT OF LAW for d ffg charges
-slander
-misrepresentation
-insolence
-etc

COURT PROCEEDING
JUDGE PRESIDN-YINKA
ADV 4 D COMPLAINANT-ME
COMPLAINANT-ME
DEFENDANT-GOODMUYIS
WITNESS-SOPHIZZY

*Now he's going to feel the long and painful arm of the law.*

No!!!

The defendant "GoodMuyis".

yinka

na law u dey study for school?

We need people like u in gov'ment.
No nonsense peepz  



person like sophizzy fit collect bribe . . And pass wuru-wuru judgement  

No fair. 

I was there when the whole thing happened. 

She didn't even bribe me with immunity.     

lol . . . Dont cry baby

*sulking* Okay. . .

lock up and go sleep my friend . . . . . .u are swaggerless like TERRY G jor

I don die live.

wetin u see wey cum make u dey shine eyes like thief

u see why i said we no need your type in gov'ment

Okpe!!!

i no dey street like u . . .so I dont know what dat means

Lol
El y dnt we fix dat 4 la8r 2dae

No b law i study,just did a bit of it

Sophizzy,al of my frnds v immunity.u‘r safe.

Eeerm sophistic,ppls we dnt nid babies ere,if u lukin 4 pamperin,go 2 romance.y d "sulkin","cryin" . , darn!

grow up.

eldav:

Eeerm sophistic,ppls we dnt nid babies ere,if u lukin 4 pamperin,go 2 romance.y d "sulkin","cryin" . , darn!

grow up.

I appeal Nairaland Court of Joke

To chief Judge

LETTER OF APPEAL

I Goodmuyis hereby appeal that i may net be able to appear at the court due to the following Reason

* Gedigedi wan kill ma swaga
* my back Cord dey experince gigigi gbon gbon
* Rain fall and water don enter street
* And i will like the case to be adjourn till 2nd June course Nigeria Dey play with Argentina on 1st

Thank for unusual cooporation

Mr. Goodmuyis

D COURT IS AGAINST D MOTION FILED BY D DEFENDANT COS IT IS NOT D LAW‘S BIZNEZ AO IT IS DOIN HIM OR WHERE HE IS LIVING

@yinkz,gud job wif the judicial hocus pocus.btw,who's d court clerk?jst askin,

^^ Just tell her say you dey find job. Okay submit your CV, we go consider you for that post

lol.hamid,xplain yaslf jor.hu's we?jst askin naw,cos a functional court iz nt a monopoly of 1pesn xcept in a monolithic complex

^^ First "we" means moi and Yinka, she's actually a trainee with moi. Just pray Yinka doesn't hear that you called her court disfunctional, Ooops I just told her Moi is sorry for the kinda judgement awaiting you o.

distinkt@:

lol.hamid,xplain yaslf jor.hu's we?jst askin naw,cos a functional court iz nt a monopoly of 1pesn xcept in a monolithic complex

Hamid O:

^^ First "we" means moi and Yinka, she's actually a trainee with moi. Just pray Yinka doesn't hear that you called her court disfunctional, Ooops I just told her Moi is sorry for the kinda judgement awaiting you o.

desecration of my chambers!
how did dis two criminals gain accessin here!!!

she's actually a trainee with moi

what nerve!

BY ORDER OF THE JJS, YOU HAVE BOTH BIN CHARGED ONE MILLION USD EACH( ,coffers go full)
for:
-tresspassing
-desecration of my beautiful chamber
-gossiping abt d jjs


YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY27TH TO PAE up

.if u dont,i will not be held accountable for wat happens to u

@hamid:nw ur innit!nxt tym u'l use we wt heavy discretn.lol@yinkz:wat court assiqns a title f criminal 2 any1 wtawt fair hearin?1mil?