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My dear yinka,thanks for info.I agree with u on everything except the parking issue.That one will not work here.Do u want me to be coming to nairaland without my escalade?impossible
Pls modify this information

Yes,yes dats all very good

But u shall pae 5hundred for commenting on dis thread,500 for writin more dan one sentence,5000 for daring to correct a whole detective-general and 4000 for being a barca fan
All na 10,000 pere
Thank u

walks in suckin tongue

**puts hand in his pocket *nd brings out 100000,spits several times on it $ puts it inside his anus and farts on it**brings it out and hands it over to her**Use the remaining change for ur upkeep!!

grow up niggar . . .

Mtchew

Lol

Dyt,d fartin champ!
U shal b chargd specialy 4 desecratin d nvironment wit STYLE

Stud,stop ur xcessiv use f mtchew

senseless!

I for bring mai google oO. Ok yinks help me out. Read dat to mai ears abeg

bin gbagbo:

senseless!

yea, it takes wan to know wan

neyshed:

I for bring mai google oO. Ok yinks help me out. Read dat to mai ears abeg

read wat
if not sae u be fellow red devil, i for charge u for giving d detective-general an instruction

yinkalink:

Lol


Stud,stop your xcessiv use f mtchew

elenu gbeske

Olori nla

Uncle frank,aw far?

im fine . . How are u love?

Am good jare

U just forget ur aburo like dat, e bad o!

Na old age dey wori "uncle" frank.lol.

Lol

Hey av bin searchin for u
Gimme ur yim pls

yinkalink:

Am good jare

U just forget your aburo like dat, e bad o!

mabinu my dear . . .

eldav:

Na old age dey wori "uncle" frank.lol.

my guy . . Whats'up
longest time.

@studio I'm cool man.see hw u jxt dey happy 4 ur pix lyk pesin wey jxt self-service.

yinka baby imma get bck 2 u.

Kk


Dont kip me hanging thou

Aight.

jordan_james2@yahoo.com

Aight

Seen it
Thanks man!

Na 4 toilet studio dey snap again?
Na wa o

Dyt:

Na 4 toilet studio dey snap again?
Na wa o

lol
long time btw
how v you bin

Dyt:

Na 4 toilet studio dey snap again?
Na wa o

your biznez?
Bizzy body.

Ok i just fork finish for that toilet. . . So she say make she quickly snap me.

For ur mind . , ppl lyk u dey get Womanliness? lol.

everybody nor fit be hermaphrodite like you na lol

U dey alwayz talk off point.

try dey make sense.dkps.

you nor be hermaphrodite

Lie make ground swallow u. . .

Hehe

u dey desperate 2 find pesin lyk u . , u must b feelin lonely in dis world.well look elsewhere cos ntin 4 u ere.

Lol

eldav:

Hehe

u dey desperate 2 find pesin lyk u . , u must b feelin lonely in dis world.well look elsewhere cos ntin 4 u ere.

kiss my asz boy/man

lol

loser!