ubyways:
Hippo did this to them, unbelievable

Hippos will saw a full sized crocodile into half with one bite

lampi:
no my brother, there flash is covered with thick layer of fat even Lions don't like feasting on hippos

Lions don't easily kill a hippo
And two that skin is too thick

This picture had me laughing hard...
More like telling the guy being chased... Shell pit stop ahead.... Don't give up

Grandmasteer:
Nawa.. Hippopotamus, Elephant and Rhino are both very dangerous

you just dey make me laugh, anytime i see these meme.......especially this part......That day i was on drugs

sammy7410:
Ok

abeg remove d glass. I wan confirm something very important

From my observation, hippo meat will be more thicker and delicious than buhari cow.
It won't give us a running stomach.

Tomilola360:


How much do you need exactly.

That guy doesn’t need money. Me I need ooo boss

insidelife22:
Dinta na hunter but hippo dey hunt dinta,now what did I say again,buhari.

hunter turned hunted

Shellsploit:
This is how bubu will crush us when he's done with us..


NwaAmaikpe sef!.

Every single minute Buhari,Buhari ,Buhari is really your headache.

Hippo dey vex o

Hippos kill more people in Africa than lions, hyenas and elephants combined. They have very terrible temper and are deceptively fast.

hippos do appear in some riverine states like kebbi,adamawa, niger etc. ppl there esp farmers shd b careful

Funny enough, Mosquitoes kills humans more than any other animal in the world .

So if you see mosquito, run o!

@ Holiness2100 hippos are powerless when they are on land, they can't even run fast on land.
They only wield power when in water

Quality20:
hippos do appear in some riverine states like kebbi,adamawa, niger etc. ppl there esp farmers shd b careful

ab0ki

Grandmeister:
Hippos kill more people in Africa than lions, hyenas and elephants combined. They have very terrible temper and are deceptively fast.

they are only fast on water and not on land.
They are powerless on land

temitope27:
mr man shut up, stop reasoning like those white,they are animal fucking being, animal will always be animal,and no matter how you chop dem they can't Finnish. Zoo doesn't bring any fucking billions

Are u of this century?? What's your level of exposure pls??

Oga animal tourism is the bedrock of the economy of many nations on Africa. Eg. Kenya, South Africa, Burundi.

Step up pls

Wickedfact:


Keneking, that's how he will crush your parents.

Amuatulu here!

EXLOVER:
I won't forget the day my friends and i went to smoke some marijuana deep inside the forest, while we were smoking and Hippo came to the scene, my friends ran and left me with the huge mighty Hippo. He stared at me, i stared at him too, i gently pick up the dry gin that was close to me, then i blow some smoke to heaven, i drank the gin while the Hippo was still staring at me, i had to spill everything from my mouth to his eyes, he got blind immediately and started crying for help. I ran immediately from the scene, when i got home, i picked my phone, i was seeing RIP all over.


The moral of the story is always learn to face your fears

Which kain lie be dis naa

Mbaku:

That guy doesn’t need money. Me I need ooo boss

Ye what he need is RAPTURE,he has been waiting for since

Hippo can run faster than humans.?
Maybe people that are as fat as it is, definitely not me...

Nnaaee see beta meat oo

Tomilola360:


How much do you need exactly.

If I preach you go ask me?
Roman 6:23 for all I’ve seen and have come short the glory of God.
John 3:16 for God so love the world that he gave his only begotten son.

Afamsi:
with a gun yeah

Which gun bro? Their skin is tougher than what I dunno

Bifwoli:
Stop it ,stop it ,stop it asap . This is how West Africa has lost most of its wildlife coz everybody just sees meat and pepper soup in it instead of tourist dollars n conservation.

Shut up, Americans eats hippo, stop acting like a woke person when u ar not. Go to YouTube you will see the whites killing nd eating wildlife.

EbenezerTriumph:
@ Holiness2100 hippos are powerless when they are on land, they can't even run fast on land.
They only wield power when in water

Point of correction!
Hippos are not powerless on land!
Most of the deaths by hippos on humans are on land usually in the evening when the are coming out of the water to come to land to feed or late nights when they are going back to the water!
Also the speed of a mature hippo is at 35 to 40 km per hour.that is fast

FahBuLous:
Hippo can run faster than humans.?
Maybe people that are as fat as it is, definitely not me...

Can you cover 100 metres in one minute?

baralatie:

Can you cover 100 metres in one minute?

I can cover 200metres or more in 1 minute...
I really mean it...

FahBuLous:
I can cover 200metres or more in 1 minute...
I really mean it...

Em Why did we take those Volkswagen beetle to Japan when only you can deliver record in 100m sprint

baralatie:

Em Why did we take those Volkswagen beetle to Japan when only you can deliver record in 100m sprint

Get your calculations and facts right bro.
100m is attainable by an average aged human being. The guys at the Olympics do 100m in less than 15secs. So we can not take the man to Olympic, he is too slow

Beshte on rampage

EXLOVER:
I won't forget the day my friends and i went to smoke some marijuana deep inside the forest, while we were smoking and Hippo came to the scene, my friends ran and left me with the huge mighty Hippo. He stared at me, i stared at him too, i gently pick up the dry gin that was close to me, then i blow some smoke to heaven, i drank the gin while the Hippo was still staring at me, i had to spill everything from my mouth to his eyes, he got blind immediately and started crying for help. I ran immediately from the scene, when i got home, i picked my phone, i was seeing RIP all over.


The moral of the story is always learn to face your fears

Tales by moonlight