ddippset:
ronaldo had a sex scandal some years ago and now he's gonna have a tax evasion scandal. he has a few tantrum scandals with his team mates on and off the pitch. just like they call him the ' most complete footballer', he's turning out to be the most complete offender.

What is a 'sex scandal'?

Ronaldo is a single wealthy famous and good looking man. You are not. Well I don't know if you are single sha.

But I am sure you have nacked several chics(or men, who cares?) without the implication of any scandalous activity...so why should a man at the pinnacle of his career who is also the best paid athlete in the world, not be free to nack whoever he wants as long it's consensual? What is the scandal there?

Messi being a midget suffers from short man syndrome(SMS) and runs around spitting at people, choking opponents on the pitch, and bullying his team mates. That's fine. He's only human, albeit a very short one. All the national legends at Argentina don't like him. The Argentine fans don't like him.

Other people may look at the glowing way in which Ronaldo's portuguese teammates decribed his leadership and inspirational abilities. Other people may point out that the Portuguese Football Federation have already declared Ronaldo the greatest Portugues Player of ALL TIME. Other people might even point out that Ronaldo holds the guiness book of record entry for the most liked person ever on facebook, But I won't do that

Anyway, the only thing that can be labelled scandalous is behaviour that is illegal and deliberately breaks the law - like Tax Fraud. Now that is the real scandal.

kinggogo:
It's more easier and faster to type when abbreviating

For the sake of clarity, I'd enjoin you to type in full. Besides, in this age of quicktype keyboard, predictive keyboard and autocorrect as well as autocomplete keyboard features, typing has never been a been easier.

Anywayz, it's highly advisable to type in full as it gives everyone equal opportunity in understanding your posts or texts. But typing in monosyllabic and abbreviating style could be difficult for some to read and/or comprehend.

My 1 cent.

Nihilist:


What is a 'sex scandal'?

Ronaldo is a single wealthy famous and good looking man. You are not. Well I don't know if you are single sha.

But I am sure you have nacked several chics(or men, who cares?) without the implication of any scandalous activity...so why should a man at the pinnacle of his career who is also the best paid athlete in the world, not be free to nack whoever he wants as long it's consensual? What is the scandal there?

Messi being a midget suffers from short man syndrome(SMS) and runs around spitting at people, choking opponents on the pitch, and bullying his team mates. That's fine. He's only human, albeit a very short one. All the national legends at Argentina don't like him. The Argentine fans don't like him.

Other people may look at the glowing way in which Ronaldo's portuguese teammates decribed his leadership and inspirational abilities. Other people may point out that the Portuguese Football Federation have already declared Ronaldo the greatest Portugues Player of ALL TIME. Other people might even point out that Ronaldo holds the guiness book of record entry for the most liked person ever on facebook, But I won't do that

Anyway, the only thing that can be labelled scandalous is behaviour that is illegal and deliberately breaks the law - like Tax Fraud. Now that is the real scandal.

lol. I think you are taking this a bit personally. I am talking about ronaldo but you are talking about messi and me. no need for that, iam just having fun. messi and ronaldo don't know us both. back to the issue; your main diss on messi has been about his height. I don't know if you really think he's a midget. if so you don't know what a midget is, just as I don't know what a sex scandal is. messi is short but his money is long, messi is short but the list of those who love him is long, messi is short but the list of girls who would wanna fucck him is long. that's what he has achieved in life. ronaldo did nothing to have his height and good looks, he was born that way. not a talent but a privilege. I really don't care how many girls like him, I discuss messi and ronaldo strictly on footballing terms not looks. messi is the footballer ronaldo will never be. a genius. the world knows this. and don't be fooled by the fan base, 70% of his fans are high heeled. it's not a bad thing really but I like to focus on the subject of football. BTW if messi was Portuguese he would have been crowned the greatest Portuguese player ever since 2012 and you know it.

Got it

This nihilist guy is unbelieveable sha . Messi bullies his teammates . Woowwwww

That's so so rich coming from a tapnaldo's fan

Irony of the year

So one can't expose Cristina for being a tax evader without getting banned..Nihilist you've been saved

Barcelona have demanded for Cristina to be investigated in the same criteria as Lionel Messi.


Look at God

ddippset:
lol. I think you are taking this a bit personally. I am talking about ronaldo but you are talking about messi and me. no need for that, iam just having fun. messi and ronaldo don't know us both. back to the issue; your main diss on messi has been about his height. I don't know if you really think he's a midget. if so you don't know what a midget is, just as I don't know what a sex scandal is. messi is short but his money is long, messi is short but the list of those who love him is long, messi is short but the list of girls who would wanna fucck him is long. that's what he has achieved in life. ronaldo did nothing to have his height and good looks, he was born that way. not a talent but a privilege. I really don't care how many girls like him, I discuss messi and ronaldo strictly on footballing terms not looks. messi is the footballer ronaldo will never be. a genius. the world knows this. and don't be fooled by the fan base, 70% of his fans are high heeled. it's not a bad thing really but I like to focus on the subject of football. BTW if messi was Portuguese he would have been crowned the greatest Portuguese player ever since 2012 and you know it.

Bro my entire take on this issue has been very tongue in cheek. It's all light hearted and playful jokes like the questions about whether I entered Ronaldos underwear competition. If you took offence at anything I said, then I can only apologise as that's not my intention.

The only thing Im serious about is my firm belief that Ororo is superior to Messi in almost every ramification.

If Ororo was Argentine, they would have won the WC and Copa America and Cristiano would probably have been elected the Argentine president by now and you know it.

MesSuaNey:
So one can't expose Cristina for being a tax evader without getting banned..Nihilist you've been saved

As soon as I saw your hidden post I rejoiced in my heart

Lord Ororo of madeira in his righteous anger has surely sent spambot to punish you for your numerous lies.

I should even report you to the mods for circumventing rule 19.

Seems like you Barka boys have serious problems when it comes to obeying rules and regulations

Nihilist:


Bro my entire take on this issue has been very tongue in cheek. It's all light hearted and playful jokes like the questions about whether I entered Ronaldos underwear competition. If you took offence at anything I said, then I can only apologise as that's not my intention.

The only thing Im serious about is my firm belief that Ororo is superior to Messi in almost every ramification.

If Ororo was Argentine, they would have won the WC and Copa America and Cristiano would probably have been elected the Argentine president by now and you know it.

Wrong.

Nihilist:


As soon as I saw your hidden post I rejoiced in my heart

Lord Ororo of madeira in his righteous anger has surely sent spambot to punish you for your numerous lies.

I should even report you to the mods for circumventing rule 19.

Seems like you Barka boys have serious problems when it comes to obeying rules and regulations

Don't worry,Barcelona won't sit by and watch Cristina go free for what Messi was also prosecuted for.

Very soom your major line of argument is getting destroyed.

weedtaker:
wetin de pain dis one,

as in eh! I tire oooo. I begin dey wonder who thief him toys.

Nihilist:


Bro my entire take on this issue has been very tongue in cheek. It's all light hearted and playful jokes like the questions about whether I entered Ronaldos underwear competition. If you took offence at anything I said, then I can only apologise as that's not my intention.

The only thing Im serious about is my firm belief that Ororo is superior to Messi in almost every ramification.

If Ororo was Argentine, they would have won the WC and Copa America and Cristiano would probably have been elected the Argentine president by now and you know it.

lol. maybe I agree with you this time. if ronaldo was argentine, then he'd definitely take the place of HIGUAIN up front, then messi would finally win an international competition and put the debate about the GOAT; messi versus maradona versus pele to bed forever!

MesSuaNey:

Wrong.

I think it's been proven beyond all reasonable doubt though.

Messi is good. Infact he's fantastic. It's not easy being the 2nd best player in the world so he deserves his kudos.

ddippset:
messi is short but the list of girls who would wanna fucck him is long.

Ermmmmmm...

According to Xoana, her and Messi talked for some time before they went to his apartment but she was disappointed with the footballer’s ability on the bed afterwards.

“When one plays across the whole pitch, you expect someone to return the favour. I wanted him to show me more than that. At one point I felt like I was with a dead body,” she said.

Nihilist:

The only thing Im serious about is my firm belief that Ororo is superior to Messi in almost every ramification.

Aside good look, Ronaldo is below Messi in all ramification.

AdisaOwala:


Ermmmmmm...

and you don't quite get it do you? even if a super star like messi had no dicck millions of chicks would still line up to at least nibble on his public hairs. you berra ask any groupie you know.

MesSuaNey:
Barcelona have demanded for Cristina to be investigated in the same criteria as Lionel Messi.


Look at God

So na this on3 you enter now abi? MSN? Why you no put am MSA? With the A being Arda Turan.

ddippset:
lol. maybe I agree with you this time. if ronaldo was argentine, then he'd definitely take the place of HIGUAIN up front, then messi would finally win an international competition and put the debate about the GOAT; messi versus maradona versus pele to bed forever!

Sadly for Messi, that will never happen, So Maradona's legacy will always tower over and cast a shadow on Messi, which is suitably ironic as Maradona is 2 inches shorter.

Ronaldo however has already been declared greater than Eusebio(who is widely regarded as member of the GOAT inner sanctum) by the Portuguese Football Federation. It's pretty obvious that Ronaldo is already in the same category as Pele and Maradona. Messi is in the second category with Fat Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Zidane and co.

ddippset:
and you don't quite get it do you? even if a super star like messi had no dicck millions of chicks would still line up to at least nibble on his public hairs. you berra ask any groupie you know.

You might be right but you would also agree with me that a "dead body" would always be an object of mockery & ridicule & a considerable number of ladies would rather use cucumbers

How are we even sure Messi's wife isn't an expert at "away matches"....considering the inadequacies of her husband in the "other room"?

TRendlona:


Aside good look, Ronaldo is below Messi in all ramification.

Goalscoring - Ronaldo #Fact
Physicality - Ronaldo #Fact
Aerial Ability - Ronaldo #Fact
Leadership- Ronaldo #Fact
International Trophy - Ronaldo #Fact
Criminal Activities - Messi #Fact

AdisaOwala:


You might be right but you would also agree with me that a "dead body" would always be an object of mockery & ridicule & a considerable number of ladies would rather use a cucumber

How are we even sure Messi's wife isn't an expert at "away matches", considering the inadequacies of her husband in the "other room"?

Iniesta and Xavi probably assisting there too...

Nihilist:


Iniesta and Xavi probably assisting there too...

Lmao

Abi oh

Nihilist:



Sadly for Messi, that will never happen, So Maradona's legacy will always tower over and cast a shadow on Messi, which is suitably ironic as Maradona is 2 inches shorter.

Ronaldo however has already been declared greater than Eusebio(who is widely regarded as member of the GOAT inner sanctum) by the Portuguese Football Federation. It's pretty obvious that Ronaldo is already in the same category as Pele and Maradona. Messi is in the second category with Fat Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Zidane and co.

lol. ronaldo in the same category as pele and maradona? I swear I am hearing that for the very first time in my life. since 2012 I have seen debates, I have watched documentaries, from ex footballers, from international journalists, from TV pundits, from coaches; who is the greatest of all time? messi , maradona or pele? we all have witnessed this debate a hundred times at least. I swear ronaldo has never come into that equation, never! and he never would. maybe if he had played in that final and scored a hattrick he would stand a little chance, just a little chance. as for eusebio, he only comes into the GOAT equation one out of seven or eight times. the most consistent variables in the GOAT equation are maradona, pele and messi. 9 out of ten times the trio come into the equation brother.

Nihilist:


I think it's been proven beyond all reasonable doubt though.

Messi is good. Infact he's fantastic. It's not easy being the 2nd best player in the world so he deserves his kudos.

Not sure how Thiago Messi is the second best player in the world after Lionel Messi..but it's okay,since you said so.

dmcdad:

So na this on3 you enter now abi? MSN? Why you no put am MSA? With the A being Arda Turan.

I no be Arda Turan fan.

Valencia newspaper taking the piss out of us.

AdisaOwala:


You might be right but you would also agree with me that a "dead body" would always be an object of mockery & ridicule & a considerable number of ladies would rather use cucumbers

How are we even sure Messi's wife isn't an expert at "away matches"....considering the inadequacies of her husband in the "other room"?

all these assertions are based on the account of one slut, just one slut. na wa for you sha. every player knows that sometimes a brother has a bad day beneath the sheets. it happens to everyone. the only people wouldn't know this are nairalanders who are probably 25 to 30 and are still virgins. not saying its bad to be a virgin at 30 sha. not saying at all.

ddippset:
all these are based on the account of one slut, just one slut. every player knows that sometimes a brother has a bad day beneath the sheets. it happens to everyone. the only people wouldn't know this are nairalanders who are probably 25 to 30 and are still virgins.

These your excuses for Messi get as e be oh...

*In OritseFemi's Voice*

Double Wahala for Deadibody

MesSuaNey:

you are bad. you are bad. you are bad.