Armed Customs officers inspected Cristiano's yacht in Formentera. It lasted 90mins & he was extremely anxious.
Pay your taxes Cris!

Dani Alves at his Unveiling with PSG


Dani Alves: 'If Pep Guardiola and Manchester City feel hurt, I am sorry. But I have come here to be a champion.

Lol..Fuvking Savage!

Lmao.



This club is going to the drain.

Barca should sign better players na

Leader26:



Barca should sign better players na

I don't think we're signing this summer.

Dani Alvez really fuuuckked him over, Pep Guordiola.

Ernesto does not want Bellerin.



God bless this man.


Nelson Semedo is our next RB target.


Yesssss.

ddippset:
Dani Alvez really fuuuckked him over, Pep Guordiola.

Money.

bykebyke:
Lmao.



This club is going to the drain.

Damn another one...

L that is...

Nihilist:


Damn another one...

L that is...

Nihi Nihi.


Why did you disappear like the fart of a leprous witch?

bykebyke:

Nihi Nihi.


Why did you disappear like the fart of a leprous witch?

My heart needs time to heal from the wounds inflicted by Lukakus treacherous hand.

Besides the last time I was on your thread, all your people were getting maniacally triggered. I don't like wahala.

Alves should not allow me to swear for him oh Why should he publicly tell Verratti not to sign for Barcelona? I know he wants good teammates, but he shouldn't have dabbled into this matter out of respect for Barcelona fans!

bykebyke:

Money.

quite understandable. i would have done the same thing. he now needs to take a trip to manchester and have a chat with pep. not this one that he's apologizing on social media.

Nihilist:


My heart needs time to heal from the wounds inflicted by Lukakus treacherous hand.

Besides the last time I was on your thread, all your people were getting maniacally triggered. I don't like wahala.

maybe you guys need to settle with diego costa.

homesteady:
Alves should not allow me to swear for him oh Why should he publicly tell Verratti not to sign for Barcelona? I know he wants good teammates, but he shouldn't have dabbled into this matter out of respect for Barcelona fans!

Isn't that similar to how Barca players tap up other players, Fabregas comes to mind

Nelson Semedo, just saw his clips. Would be a very very good buy esp if arsenal keep bursting our balls over Bellerin.

Reliable sources close to me have informed me that we have reached a deal for the best Portuguese player in the world....Nelson Semedo.

Just in from Fernando Polo, Nelson Semedo has signed for Barcelona. Benfica and Barcelona have agreed to a deal and the player agrees too.

FC Barcelona signed Nelson Semedo on a 5 year deal for 35m + 5m in bonuses.

Player will most likely travel with the team for the U.S. tour.

bykebyke:
Reliable sources close to me have informed me that we have reached a deal for the best Portuguese player in the world....Nelson Semedo.

Boom.

Thank God Valverde rejected that Lesbian Bellerin.

Arghhh

Semedo being a proper nigga/coon and providing Messi passes between the lines.


Yikes....Can't wait for next season.

Another Portuguese in the Barca set-up to sabotage Barca's season and gift Cristiano his 6th. Me likey.

Deco remains d last best Portuguese player we ever had.. oh i forgot he was a Brazilian born

bykebyke:
Thank God Valverde rejected that Lesbian Bellerin.

hahhaaah...lesbian ?

Samedo to turn out like Gomez

bykebyke:
Thank God Valverde rejected that Lesbian Bellerin.

One controlling midfielder and I'm okay for this summer.

bykebyke:
One controlling midfielder and I'm okay for this summer.

Like who?

Upnepaa:
Like who?

Seri..Verratti..Pjanic...etc.

Nelson