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Medical Student by md4real(m): 3:13pm On May 18, 2011
hi guys. just wanna share this with you. i read em on a friends wall and it really cracked me up.

Uncle: ah!ah! Jr long time! how re U doing?

BOY: am OK thank u. I came 2 look 4 admission 2 realize my dream of becoming a doctor! & wit your help i can secure admission.

UNCLE: I see,how was your O'level?

BOY: fine O! Two credits Igbo & Agriculture.

UNCLE: laughing!! U can still be a doctor but a native doctor Use your credit in Agriculture 2 look 4 herbs & Igbo 2 chant incantations!!
Re: Medical Student by md4real(m): 3:19pm On May 18, 2011
Juliet: hey suzan, i just got my BlackBerry oooh.i'll buy my pin next wik

Suzan: U try o! Me i don dash jane my own

Juliet: why?

Suzan:because BlackBerry don taya me, nw na BB i dey use

Juliet: is ur BB samsung or nokia?:

O Suzan: no, itz Sony Ericsson.

Juliet: okay, jst giv me ur pin so i can cal u

Susan: eyaa, am sorry, i left my pin @ home.U knw its nt safe walkin arnd wit ur pin,e fit chock U̶̲̥̅̊. LMaO
Re: Medical Student by shirleyz: 3:43pm On May 18, 2011
Lol @ the native doctor joke, dt was funny.
Re: Medical Student by oderemo(m): 3:57pm On May 18, 2011
berra not to burst your bubble since tha joke were lifted frm smone elses wall.
no credit to u then .
Re: Medical Student by shakara4u(m): 4:12pm On May 18, 2011
dude ur beta wit them quotes
Re: Medical Student by yinkalink(f): 5:06pm On May 18, 2011
Op,dnt mind ‘em
1 is a goner,n 1 is alwaes feelin blue
Ao dem no go take awt anger on u?

D jokes r old but stil funny
Re: Medical Student by md4real(m): 5:12pm On May 18, 2011
ode remo:

berra not to burst your bubble since tha joke were lifted frm smone elses wall.
no credit to u then .
had a good laugh and thought it better to share. so whats the fuss?

shakara4u:

dude your beta wit them quotes
thanks, i take that as a compliment.

yinkalink:

Op,dnt mind ‘em
1 is a goner,n 1 is alwaes feelin blue
Ao dem no go take awt anger on u?

D jokes r old but stil funny
lol
Re: Medical Student by samdams: 5:18pm On May 18, 2011
hahahahahhaha
Re: Medical Student by Sophizzy(f): 11:21pm On May 18, 2011
yinkalink:

D jokes r old but stil funny

Dats all am saying. smiley
Re: Medical Student by berylLOL(f): 11:46pm On May 18, 2011
@posta-cool, had a gud laff grin
Re: Medical Student by md4real(m): 3:01pm On May 19, 2011
berylLOL:

@posta-cool, had a gud laff grin
that was the essence.

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