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Gist by Migines(m): 4:12pm On Jul 19, 2007
An ha**a man huz wife had jst bn delivad of a baby girl waz teln his frnds hw it went:
my wife vinta i born am 4 two woman fikin. I cary my son yaro, i go barba, i cut my head i cut yaro head.I go markt go buy two shiken, i kill my tu woman fikin 4 my two shikens.
Re: Gist by clemcykul(f): 9:33am On Jul 24, 2007
na u bi da fikin. shege danbanza. tongue
Re: Gist by oge4real(f): 12:03am On Jul 25, 2007
be careful o,you are refering to Mr President's brother.
Re: Gist by rasulua(m): 8:23am On Jul 25, 2007
Lol
Re: Gist by Migines(m): 8:33am On Jul 25, 2007
@clemcycle
U dnt av to b insultv.Dats a direkt insult nd to d best of my knwledge, its against d rules.
Re: Gist by clemcykul(f): 2:55pm On Aug 02, 2007
sorry dear sad never meant you to take it personal so now uve also insltd mr presido grin its also against our constitutn n naija!
Re: Gist by Migines(m): 9:31pm On Aug 02, 2007
No wahala. Peace
Re: Gist by Reba(f): 8:29am On Aug 03, 2007
Migines:

An ha**a man huz wife had jst bn delivad of a baby girl waz teln his frnds hw it went:
my wife vinta i born am 4 two woman fikin. I cary my son yaro, i go barba, i cut my head i cut yaro head.I go markt go buy two shiken, i kill my tu woman fikin 4 my two shikens.

What is this, Could u please write that in English,
Re: Gist by folanusi(m): 9:24am On Aug 03, 2007
Was that supposed to be Humour? 

What is this, Could u please write that in English

I don't blame you  embarassed embarassed
Re: Gist by nana(f): 10:21am On Aug 03, 2007
Reba:

What is this, Could u please write that in English,
Hmm, ur name sounds like an hausa name tho'. But it wouldnt be fun if the poster typed it in Normal english.The poster was only telling us what an hausa man did when his wife gave birth to twins.Ya dig?
Re: Gist by Migines(m): 4:40pm On Aug 03, 2007
@REBA
NO!
@Rest
i dnt sey hausa man o, u did. Lol
Re: Gist by delta11: 7:27pm On Jan 26, 2008
Hi Reba

Contact me at email address ukupfront@yahoo.com

Love ya!

Bali smiley cool
Re: Gist by ThugLife1(m): 7:59pm On Jan 26, 2008
lol
Re: Gist by tufe(m): 8:52pm On Jan 26, 2008
so this was when clemcy and miggy were just getting it on. guess every good thing sometimes has a bad beginning.

@miggy

e be like say u no dey yap that time. how you come change now, dey tassy everybody
Re: Gist by ituen(m): 8:58pm On Jan 26, 2008
what is this, migines?
Re: Gist by tufe(m): 9:13pm On Jan 26, 2008
good question
Re: Gist by clemcykul(f): 1:17pm On Jan 28, 2008
dats qtion is "off course" its got no basis and it is no way related to this topic grin

iteun actually wen this thread was created u havnt evn heard the name nairaland talkmore of being a member lmao grin grin grin grin
Re: Gist by ituen(m): 4:58pm On Jan 28, 2008
but i least i get sense to know say the poster fu<k up
Re: Gist by clemcykul(f): 12:40pm On Jun 17, 2008
yes u get sense
Re: Gist by Jeovy(m): 3:19pm On Jun 17, 2008
Spell checking,
Re: Gist by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jun 17, 2008
@clems

it took you 5 months to respond to that?
Re: Gist by clemcykul(f): 3:54pm On Jun 18, 2008
yes mr web the busy boriiii
Re: Gist by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jun 18, 2008
am curious, i read a thread where u spoke hausa fluently, are u a gambari?
Re: Gist by clemcykul(f): 9:12am On Jun 19, 2008
nope grin
Re: Gist by ituen(m): 11:46am On Jun 19, 2008
clemcy na mixture of fulani and kanuri
Re: Gist by bibs(f): 8:20pm On Jun 19, 2008
i have always wanted to ask, Clem are u hausa or related to hausa in any way?
pls reply i wanna know.
Re: Gist by Migines(m): 11:11pm On Jun 19, 2008
And wat gud will dat do u?
Re: Gist by clemcykul(f): 9:36am On Jun 20, 2008
lol
Re: Gist by bibs(f): 9:59am On Jun 20, 2008
i just want to satisfy my curiosity.
Re: Gist by mykali(m): 11:12am On Jun 20, 2008
trouble follows u
Re: Gist by bibs(f): 11:00am On Jun 21, 2008
mykali:

trouble follows u


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