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Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by Sexyabby(f): 2:05am On Sep 12, 2007 |
lol i'm not wicked cuz if u love ur thingy dat much, u should be able to get a really good physician for yourself and wat do u mean by ''what happened''?@Rhino @TOH, exactly, can someone please tell them dat its just one or two small incisions. |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ssRhino: 2:07am On Sep 12, 2007 |
man shall not live by knife near abuna, but by every good kissing from his woman |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ssRhino: 2:08am On Sep 12, 2007 |
sexybaby, say u get the best physician and mistake still happened, then what is next, will u still marry the man, remember the man is as good as a dickless man |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by debosky(m): 2:08am On Sep 12, 2007 |
If the woman wants to tie her tubes, na her get the wahala, dat one will not prevent sexual enjoyment, but if dem just make small mistake, its bye bye abunna I can never, I repeat NEVER undergo a vasectomy, its just too dangerous. |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 2:12am On Sep 12, 2007 |
Dont worry. I will do it in your sleep. |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by debosky(m): 2:15am On Sep 12, 2007 |
oh hell no, imma get me a chastity belt then |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by Sexyabby(f): 2:15am On Sep 12, 2007 |
$$Rhino:to be honest, no i don't think so |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ssRhino: 2:17am On Sep 12, 2007 |
Do it in my sleep, that is aiiight, i dont care about that, as long as when i wake up, i could feel that thing hard and ready to bite, then, we wont have no wahala, but if i have to wake up and looking for it, cos i cant find it, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the world will know wetin we cook wey burn house oh. |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ssRhino: 2:20am On Sep 12, 2007 |
sexybaby, now i see how mean u could be, u wanna cut off my precious possession and then go with another man, haaaaaaaaaaaaa, wo"man" |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by omoge(f): 2:24am On Sep 12, 2007 |
see how dem dey carry their prick dey run. |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by Sexyabby(f): 2:25am On Sep 12, 2007 |
$$Rhino:lol no one is forcing u to do it, as long as u can afford 20 or more kids then no problem. |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ssRhino: 2:30am On Sep 12, 2007 |
omoge, why we no go carry dick run, good dick no dey again oh, na cow dick remain oh. sexybaby, u mean, no be small |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 2:41am On Sep 12, 2007 |
you have issues with mean girls? |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ssRhino: 2:43am On Sep 12, 2007 |
with babes that wants me to lose my dick,, yeah, not only have issues with dem, but will run for my life |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by Sexyabby(f): 2:51am On Sep 12, 2007 |
$$Rhino:i'm not forcing u, its just an option |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by omoge(f): 2:52am On Sep 12, 2007 |
good! that running is preferred to sowing wild oats with your water |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by sylvao2000(m): 10:49am On Sep 12, 2007 |
We are 10, 6girls and 4boys |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by osisi5: 6:42pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
sylvao2000: na wa I hope you all turned out alright. |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by lauryn(f): 6:45pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
hehe |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by osisi5: 6:49pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
back to vasectomy. debo and rhino,fear not! It is one of the simplest surgeries done. actually iit's a day surgery,you can go by on your lunch break and get it done and no one will ever know. I very much doubt anything could go wrong. A man gets erection when his blood vessel down below fill up with blood and the vas deferens which is severed at vasectomy has nothing to do with it. The vas carries the little swimmettes called sperms. The hormones and his libido are still intact It's a million times much simpler to do a vasectomy than a tubal ligation which requires general anesthesia. |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 7:14pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
How many do you intend on having, osisi darling |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by osisi5: 7:26pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
LOL. You know how I kind of started late,according to Nigerian custom,even though I don't really think so. couldn't lay my hands on the right man early enough ( na so so New York cab drivers dey pursue me ) I intend by God's grace on having 2 or 3. and I pray God gives them to me every 9 months before my eggs calcify lol. |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 7:29pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
no I don't know! you should have married gboyega so you wouldnt have had to startlate Every 9 months? please tell me you are joking. when you're not Britney Spears ewww |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by osisi5: 7:38pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
Ade and gboyega were my first 2 boyfriends. I was very young then and didn't even know much of myself talk less of marriage. I was joking by every nine months,but 18 monthly will be OK. I pray I get a girl and a boy and we'll be all set. I plan on naming my son David |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 7:43pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
Isnt Nigerian custom that you have a kid by 20 or something just as stupid anyway name the girl TOH :p |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ssRhino: 7:58pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
osisi, i heard you jare, maybe after the first child, i will give it a trial then, cos i think one child is just enuf, but most of the babes ever dated wanted more than one, so after the first one, i will tell my woman, i wanna go and get myself a present and i will go and get one done, then, come back home and relax, and we cld jigi jigi for ever. |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 8:05pm On Sep 12, 2007 |
1? that's so mean. |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ssRhino: 1:44am On Sep 13, 2007 |
TOH, all of a sudden u have beef with mean? hahahaha |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by sylvao2000(m): 9:41am On Sep 13, 2007 |
@+osisi are you crazy or somthing you must be out of your mind, for your information l am the only one in Nigeria other abroad 4 usa, 3 london, 2 ltaly and me here we are so proud of parent ok. Your parent could have one l bet you it cant never be as good as our dog , get out of here l dont joke with my family and dont ever try it in your life ok, ldiot |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ozigbo(m): 12:10pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
sylvao2000:guy ona don complete now, one full Term wating go be the name of the club. lol. |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by ozigbo(m): 12:13pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
Three boys one girl. |
Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by shylle(m): 8:32pm On Sep 13, 2007 |
@+osisi are you crazy or somthing you must be out of your mind, for your information l am the only one in Nigeria other abroad 4 usa, 3 london, 2 ltaly and me here we are so proud of parent ok. @OSISI See what I told you? Be careful how u refer 2 people's family o, |
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