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And the most important rule is this: don't do anything that annoys the admin. Thanks a million!

is this from seun or from you?

honeric01:

is this from seun or from you?

ALL OF THE ABOVE

hahahahahahh, Sean is becoming like Abacha these days

not seun

Who be you KK self?

kkk?

Ha ha ha ho ho ho!
best of jokes eva. My, my. Oga seun has to c dis. This is HILARIOUS.

Lovely bible i better go get one copy.

plz seun dont ban me

the last verse said; And the most important rule is this: don't do anything that annoys the admin. Thanks a million!

now you are talking

U dey vex o! kk.

I love this bible nd will lwys like to prech it,but there is a  problem.It has no chapters nor verses.

well u no like the quran?

Lol

@oge4real
the time u will know that it has chapters and verse is whe u disobey the slightest one

@kk.you erred by posting at the wrong forum!What should be your punishment?

This sucks!

@kk Nw i get the joke thumbs up. Its obvious u tot it up urself wich makes it kul. (or am i rong?)

@karl ken
NO PUNISHMENT FOR PREACHING THE GOSPEL OF ST. SEUN

;d :d

bullshit

arrant nonsense

hisses loudly and angrily, (gets red due to anger)

and looks up and sighs lawdyyy

asks self what can i do to eleiminate kk

this is buuuullllllllllllllshiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt

stop this nonsense and send jokes puleeze

clemcykul
a madman is a madman.are you one?

nope am not! an emphatic NO! now are u mad

ok

@KK
toobad i read ur annoying post first b4 the cool ones but this is really cool
i hail our rev father Seun

mimiko
thank you

Is this a joke?

Sky-walker
yes and no
no, becos it remains you the commmandement of the land.
yes,becos it will be like a joke when you disobey it and be ban