Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,195,580 members, 7,958,789 topics. Date: Thursday, 26 September 2024 at 12:40 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Seun's Bible (1959 Views)
My Book Of Bible Stories *twitter Edition* Hillarious Pics / Bible Quotes & Church Signs / Which Book Of The Bible Are You? (2) (3) (4)
Seun's Bible by dashkk(m): 1:52am On Jul 21, 2007 |
MISCELLANEOUS - From now on, topics posted in the wrong section may be deleted and not moved. Cheers! - The use of multiple accounts without explicit permission of the forum administrator(s) is prohibited. - Manual signatures inserted in the body of posts are not allowed. Use the forum profile to insert signatures. - Affiliate links, questionable investment schemes, MLM, HYIP, & get-rich-quick schemes are not allowed. - Disturbing, disgusting, or irritating pictures are not allowed. Violation attracts a very harsh ban. - It is a grievous offence to announce the death of a Nairaland member on the forum. - Animated signatures, moving signatures, or image signatures more than 20 pixels tall are forbidden. - The location in your profile must be the country, state or town you currenty live in - if you're active. - The invasion of another user's privacy is now strictly prohibited - example: posting a lady's full name. [b]PROPER ENGLISH LANGUAGE ONLY Please use standard, proper, and clear English at all times when publicly discussing topics on the Nairaland Forum. Avoid the use of Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, local 'pidgin', or other languages on the forum. If you find it necessary to express yourself using any of these other languages, then you must provide a translation in clear, proper, standard English so that those that don't understand the language you have used would still be able to enjoy the forum. AIM FOR MAXIMUM CLARITY Always aim for maximum clarity when composing content for the Nairaland, and try your best to adhere to all of the widely acknowledged Internet Posting Guidelines: avoid unecessary use of all caps, punctuate properly, break your posts into short paragraphs, use clear English (no slangs), et cetera. High quality writing will be rewarded and low-quality writing will be penalized! ALWAYS POST ON TOPIC Off-topic or worthless posts will also be strictly penalized! We want our forum to be well-organized. GOOD, DESCRIPTIVE TITLES FOR NEW THREADS Strive to choose the best possible title for every thread. A descriptive title gives the reader user a very strong, accurate idea of what is actually being discussed without being too long. A really good title should be durable, i.e. good for several months of discussion (e.g. "Presidential Election 2007" instead of "Chris Okotie drops out of the race". Don't be alarmed if a moderator modifies the title of your new thread to make it more descriptive, durable, and compact. NO PERSONAL ATTACKS OR PUBLIC FIGHTS Nairaland is a discussion forum, and it is inevitable that disagreements with crop up from time to time. Please be nice and respectful to other members at all times and do not resort to personal attacks, accusations, name-calling, and other unproductive forms of communication. If you are upset with another member of the forum you must settle the fight outside the forum. You must not carry out any 'fights' on the open forum. 'Fights' are not allowed. NO SEXUALLY EXPLICIT OR HATEFUL CONTENT Please do not post any pictures, multimedia content, or writing that is sexually explicit (lewd, suggestive, bawdy, dirty, erotic, filthy, gross, hard core, immodest, indecent, indelicate, lascivious, licentious, naughty, obscene, off-color, pornographic, X-rated, smutty, suggestive). We will also not allow any comments that promote hatred or discrimination against any race, ethnic or religion group, gender, sexual orientation, et cetera. 24 HOUR BANNING, PROBATION, ETC Our basic punishments for members of the forum who violate these rules and/or are uncooperative include 24 hour banning, indefinite probation, 1 week banning, 2 week banning, 1 month banning, complete banning, public humiliation, and anything thing else that the dark mind of the site administrator can think of! So it's better to leave the forum quietly than to break the rules. Punishment is rare but is done with absolute resolution. PLEASE BE COOPERATIVE! Nairaland is first of all a privately owned website, then a discussion forum. We strive to ensure that anything published on our Nairaland.com domain is up to a certain standard, and a number of times we have to use our discretion. Regardless of whether you agree with administrative decisions or not, we require you be fully cooperative with us at all times, else refrain from posting or sending messages on the site. Disputes or disagreements with the administrator(s) must be handled privately. And the most important rule is this: don't do anything that annoys the admin. Thanks a million! |
Re: Seun's Bible by honeric01(m): 3:07am On Jul 21, 2007 |
is this from seun or from you? |
Re: Seun's Bible by dashkk(m): 3:16am On Jul 21, 2007 |
honeric01:ALL OF THE ABOVE |
Re: Seun's Bible by naira4doll(m): 3:30am On Jul 21, 2007 |
hahahahahahh, Sean is becoming like Abacha these days |
Re: Seun's Bible by honeric01(m): 3:34am On Jul 21, 2007 |
not seun |
Re: Seun's Bible by spikelord(m): 5:15am On Jul 21, 2007 |
Who be you KK self? |
Re: Seun's Bible by nguage(m): 5:53am On Jul 21, 2007 |
kkk? |
Re: Seun's Bible by Migines(m): 8:00am On Jul 21, 2007 |
Ha ha ha ho ho ho! best of jokes eva. My, my. Oga seun has to c dis. This is HILARIOUS. |
Re: Seun's Bible by CrazyMan(m): 5:00pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
Lovely bible i better go get one copy. |
Re: Seun's Bible by dashkk(m): 6:39pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
plz seun dont ban me |
Re: Seun's Bible by dashkk(m): 6:41pm On Jul 21, 2007 |
the last verse said; And the most important rule is this: don't do anything that annoys the admin. Thanks a million! |
Re: Seun's Bible by honeric01(m): 12:10am On Jul 23, 2007 |
now you are talking |
Re: Seun's Bible by rasulua(m): 12:18am On Jul 23, 2007 |
U dey vex o! kk. |
Re: Seun's Bible by oge4real(f): 12:22am On Jul 23, 2007 |
I love this bible nd will lwys like to prech it,but there is a problem.It has no chapters nor verses. |
Re: Seun's Bible by honeric01(m): 7:28am On Jul 23, 2007 |
well u no like the quran? |
Re: Seun's Bible by rasulua(m): 10:36am On Jul 23, 2007 |
Lol |
Re: Seun's Bible by dashkk(m): 11:02am On Jul 23, 2007 |
@oge4real the time u will know that it has chapters and verse is whe u disobey the slightest one |
Re: Seun's Bible by karlken(m): 11:34am On Jul 23, 2007 |
@kk.you erred by posting at the wrong forum!What should be your punishment? |
Re: Seun's Bible by johnnygan(m): 12:59pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
This sucks! |
Re: Seun's Bible by Migines(m): 3:52pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
@kk Nw i get the joke thumbs up. Its obvious u tot it up urself wich makes it kul. (or am i rong?) |
Re: Seun's Bible by dashkk(m): 6:30pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
@karl ken NO PUNISHMENT FOR PREACHING THE GOSPEL OF ST. SEUN |
Re: Seun's Bible by uchetobi(f): 6:45pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
;d :d |
Re: Seun's Bible by dashkk(m): 4:20am On Jul 25, 2007 |
Re: Seun's Bible by sweetnini(f): 8:53pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
bullshit |
Re: Seun's Bible by clemcykul(f): 3:47pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
arrant nonsense hisses loudly and angrily, (gets red due to anger) and looks up and sighs lawdyyy asks self what can i do to eleiminate kk this is buuuullllllllllllllshiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt stop this nonsense and send jokes puleeze |
Re: Seun's Bible by dashkk(m): 6:41pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
clemcykul a madman is a madman.are you one? |
Re: Seun's Bible by clemcykul(f): 11:29am On Sep 03, 2007 |
nope am not! an emphatic NO! now are u mad |
Re: Seun's Bible by dashkk(m): 4:56pm On Sep 03, 2007 |
ok |
Re: Seun's Bible by mimiko(f): 2:07pm On Sep 04, 2007 |
@KK toobad i read ur annoying post first b4 the cool ones but this is really cool i hail our rev father Seun |
Re: Seun's Bible by dashkk(m): 5:10pm On Sep 04, 2007 |
mimiko thank you |
Re: Seun's Bible by Skywalker5(m): 2:40pm On Sep 05, 2007 |
Is this a joke? |
Re: Seun's Bible by dashkk(m): 5:24pm On Sep 07, 2007 |
Sky-walker yes and no no, becos it remains you the commmandement of the land. yes,becos it will be like a joke when you disobey it and be ban |
(1) (2)
Why I Divorced Lyssa / Husband Store / Akpors Latest Act (lmao)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 23 |