THIS IS HOW SHE GIVES ME POINTS WHENEVER I DO SOMETHING.

When i make the bed after night sleep, i get ,  +1 point
I make the bed, but forget to add the pillows,  0
I throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets,  -1
I leave the toilet seat up Unknowingly,  -5
I replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty,  0
I go out to buy her food stuffs,  +5
But return with beer,  -5
I check out a suspicious noise at night,  0
I check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing,  0
I check out a suspicious noise and it's something,  +5
And the noise is her father,  -10
I develop a noticeable potbelly,  -15
I develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it,  +10
I spend a lot of money on something she can't use,  -10
And she got a small appliance for her birthday,  - 40
I lost the directions on a trip,  - 4
I lost the directions and end up getting lost,  -10
I end up getting lost in a bad part of town,  -15
I get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals area boys,  - 25
IF i happen to know them,  - 60
She asks, "Do I look fat?",  - 5
I waste time in responding,  - 10
I reply, "Where?",  - 35
I Reply 'NO' ,  0
When she wants to talk, I listen, ,  0
When she wants to talk, I listen, for over 30 minutes,  +5
I listen for more than 30 min. without looking at the TV,  +10
She realizes this is because I've fallen asleep,  - 20
I stay by her side in a party, 0
I stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a school friend,  - 2

MY school friend happens to be a woman,  - 6
When i visit her parents, 0
I visit her parents and actually make conversation , +3
I visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television ,  - 3
And the television is off,  - 6

I take her out to dinner on her birthday,  0
I give her a gift on her birthday, 0
I give her a gift that I'll be paying off for months, +30
I wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day,  - 10
With her own credit card,  - 30
I forget her birthday completely,  - 50
I forget to pick her up at the bus station,  - 45
I Go out with a friend of mine,  - 5
And the friend is happily married ,  - 4
Or frighteningly single ,  - 7
I have a few beers,  - 9
I get home at 3 am,  - 30
I stay home while she goes out with her friend from work,  + 5
She goes out with her work friends, and she comes home late,  + 10
I wait up for her,  + 15
SHE goes out, comes home late and drunk, and I put her to bed,  + 20
I watch TV together with her, 0
I rent a movie, +2
I stay awake throughout the movie,  + 5
I fall asleep,  -  5
I take her to a movie Hall,  + 2
I take her to a movie she likes,  + 4
I take her to a movie I hate ,  + 6
I take her to a movie I like,  - 2
I buy her flowers only when it's expected,  0
I buy her flowers as a surprise, just for the hell of it, +20


NOW TELL ME WHY I SHOULDNT DIVORCE HER

infact and inshort flog her very well before divorcing her, she did dat to info[i]mama[/i] wen dey were married

Shez really deserved the divorce

bt yhu supposed to flog her 24 koboko of cain, ,, i may do da flog a$$ing for you

@Sammulla,
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It is no long a secret that u couldnt satisfy her in bed. U r like indomie that takes just 2 minutes to cook. So quit acting as if u actually divorced her!


Am sure she's still in cloud 9 after spending the night in my place. Hard knock! if u know what i mean!

you are proud of being a gigolo

wow dats great

ure very good at bla bla bla

SAM MILLA:

you are proud of being a gigolo

I make depressed babes who couldnt get satisfaction from their men happy!

no wonder you keep treating gonorrhea all the time, keep it up

keep it up too, 20/20

sam 3 - critiques 10

lmao

anyusman is it true u gat gono

sammie anyussman can perform o

clem were u given a sample

I got gono once after shagging his babe.


D babe felt like a trailer hit her after me was done with her. Wonder what Sammy has been doing with her?

u dey try, asswipe

cbase:

u dey try, asswipe

u no dey try cmumu

make i hear the gospel according to Lyssa b4 i know wetin i go talk

like say u sabi talk sense

hope Ademiller already gave u her marking scheme

Scopium:

[size=13pt]How does she award you points when you lay the pipe?[/size]

+10

SAM,Iysaa wicked sha

SEE PEOPLE, The pipe laying is no one s business but mine.
No explanation from me

Amsterdam, +15, ABI?

Yeye boy, lysaa is still beta than your girlfriend.

Ex-girlfriend you meant,she don deny am

U mean, Sam's Sista?, yeah, i no want again

pedophile.

i told you she is only 13

subtract that from 64 and u will see the age difference between both of you.

More reason why you should decapitate her instead of the divorce.Check this out https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-165518.0.html

SAM MILLA:

pedophile.

i told you she is only 13

subtract that from 64 and u will see the age difference between both of you.

[size=13pt]Is she 13 or 31?[/size]

none of the above opium

no mind the yeye ganja conceived boy,

clemcykul:

none of the above opium

Nice Name remix