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Valentine Day Joke. Lol by disney(f): 2:58pm On Feb 12, 2006
It get one valentine day, my friend osakwe de happy happy to receive valentine gifts. you know now we ladies like to receive gifts.  That valentine morning, osakwe boyfriend send am a bottle of champagne to our office, when we all as per girlfriends come open the bottle , na so the wine wey come out na water .  Na laugh we come laugh sote. So sha that evening, her boyfriend name na Sheri bobo, the bobo love her no be small sha, the guy that day come call us all say he want suprise osakwe, so sha, na so we all come follow am , this guy na die, he come paint him face with chalk that valentine evening, come wear black,and na so we all come go with am come paint our face with chalk, so sha, we come reach osakwe bed 12 midnite , sheribobo, come de talk, osakwe with this ugly thing that looked like a robe , l know today is valentine day but will you marry me. cheesy.

U know wetin the girl come shout "Jesus, l rebuke u evil spirit" I no go marry you whatsoever . blood of jesus" this must be a dream, mummy , daddy, help me, where am l. cheesy

Na so we come de laugh laugh laugh,  grin grin

Sha, we come reveal ourselves to osakwe, na so sheribobo come propose again for am, this time he come bring out this sexy  diamond ring , cutie teddy, roses, a bottle of white chaddonay, and gifts sha.

This time "tears poured down our eyes "  she said yes and thats how my girlfriend osakwe got engaged.

Stay happy engaged osakwe.
Re: Valentine Day Joke. Lol by Z4M4eva(f): 3:05pm On Feb 12, 2006
That was funny and cute! cheesy grin
Re: Valentine Day Joke. Lol by nike4luv(f): 3:24pm On Feb 12, 2006
oh gawd! i thot she wouldnt marry him cheesy oh gawd! grin
Re: Valentine Day Joke. Lol by IBBFan(m): 10:04am On Feb 18, 2006
disney, u 2 mush. i 4 jus lyk kno weda osakwe na stunnin beauty. i hail d whole of BENDEL 2 NIGER-DELTA, lands of action ppl.

1 luv!! cool
Re: Valentine Day Joke. Lol by Oracle(m): 11:00pm On Sep 22, 2006
Thatz funny, but disney you should have an A for your skills in Pidgin english
are you from warri?
Re: Valentine Day Joke. Lol by popsonj(m): 12:04am On Sep 23, 2006
lol! grin shocked grin shocked, That was so so funny, more of that.

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