An Igbo man fell into a well one day & started screaming for help. His wife rushed off to buy a rope to save him. When she returned, she threw one end down into the well & the Igbo man examined the rope & asked; "How much did you buy this rope?" The wife said "N1000". Still inside the well he shouted "What! Return it now & go to Papa Emeka, he sells for N300. Hurry up please before I die! Biko!!!!

Lol

dst shud have bin an ijebu man joke looool , funny tho

@idowu, sofly sofly oh. dont go dere.
u no , u c,. leave matter 4 mathias.
lets the igbo have that one.

^mo ti gbo ba mi

olden joke

^u sef post ur modern joke haba

I wont remember goin to d cinema to watch pozzo tell jokes

y u dey vex , if u like enter theatre watch Othello i send
tel us new jokes jare

stop scaring me with ur chalkboard teeth

how u started it first o , i wud modernise joke wiv ur ayamantanga face na o

Please u seen elguapo?

^no swerie y u dey cry na

Am in love with that buddy but he dnt love me

okay now we have a modern joke hhaahahahhahahahahaahha,
no am teasin , pay me to tell u d secretz to dat blokos heart

Pls help me if u can, i promise to give u anything am serious

okay i try my best , my weakness is tears stop crying na , i wud cry u a river now o , we go see who go tire first

pls am crying not, help

^i promise to, den fix ur face jare

thank u so much dear friend u are my n.l best friend, i would reach u sooner

awwh would u like to b Badosky junior 4th , cu si have 3 best friends already

ur wish is my command

oya advert in ur sigi sey u b Badosky jnr IIII

done mami

Have you ever had sex with a Pharoah??

Igbo man like money and like to spend it. he is not stingy as this joke suggests. Eg. how much did he spend to marry his wife. how much is he ready to spend in a bar and enjoyment places. He likes expencive things and ready to go abroad to get it. if he has the money, he will not die inside well so must look for expencive rope. i think what he said to his wife is, take me out of here quick before i miss my customers

i love ibos esp elgauapo

6madam stop stalking d guy na