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Re: Lets Kill English by md4real(m): 7:32pm On Jun 18, 2011
You all thinking you can spoken best englis? Oya saw what Doc dame patience spark @the uniport convocaton,
"Fellow river inhabitant, i sincerely acception this decree and will constantfully remembered you in all im did in abuja, thanks"
Re: Lets Kill English by Beync(f): 4:53pm On Jun 19, 2011
I lafing sotee i was query for lafing ontop of duty grin grin Now wot does i told them was make me to laff?

Kristty:

me? never, i was forward match jambite, i were written jambite it have been tay, i has graduation unifersity sef.
Me tu, i hars a unifersiti degrees in grammer with uppers credits
Re: Lets Kill English by Dextiny(f): 8:58pm On Jun 19, 2011
Ordinary common English, u pples can not spoken
Re: Lets Kill English by mayofab(f): 12:07am On Jun 20, 2011
can u imagining. you peoples be destroy these fine language likes dis. shaked my head
Re: Lets Kill English by ItGeek(m): 12:27am On Jun 20, 2011
Kai engrish sfeak am por me, me I sfeak am por am. Me I safiam for engrish, common engrish u catan't sfeak danbruba
Re: Lets Kill English by Nobody: 10:37am On Jun 20, 2011
can u imagining. you peoples be destroy these fine language likes dis. shaked my head


anoda any languages was hard i cannot spoke it, but engrish it is fery soft that i speaking it a fery fluently
Re: Lets Kill English by literary: 1:37pm On Jun 20, 2011
i passes my ensham wit dis enris i dey spoke grin
Re: Lets Kill English by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jun 21, 2011
there is rainning here. was there raining inside ur area two?
Re: Lets Kill English by literary: 5:00pm On Jun 21, 2011
shuooo, it was raining here two
Re: Lets Kill English by smilypie: 5:31pm On Jun 21, 2011
Rain is pourring down evirydayy here. I is livving in a country where four seesons occur in a day, uou get rain, hailstoness, son, winde, storming thunder in wun day. Ireland is that for you.
Re: Lets Kill English by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jun 21, 2011
the rain is here it has bend down from morin and was not stop even still yet now, it has still rains
Re: Lets Kill English by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jun 21, 2011
me i just taking, my jambries eframs, and i knw am passing am, cuz that kind of english am wrotting on the paperr was spendid, efren them commentator was promise me, to making me in passing my jamb, bec i spoken beta geesi in the sukulu
Re: Lets Kill English by Reanaa: 11:26pm On Jun 22, 2011
It was tey i come around to saw wetha my pepul is does well, i hoping every ones is fining!
Re: Lets Kill English by switD: 11:54pm On Jun 22, 2011
Oh my Gosh! So not evening 1 of u cud spoke correction english. I'm disappointing in u all,
Re: Lets Kill English by agentzakky(m): 11:37am On Jun 23, 2011
I'll eat the life of my head; I dont know the back of tomorrow
Re: Lets Kill English by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jun 23, 2011
It was tey i come around to saw wetha my pepul is does well, i hoping every ones is fining!


i were fines
Re: Lets Kill English by Juliana25: 1:27pm On Jun 23, 2011
cheesy luks at u's pples o komon sinple ad korected englsh u can not evn spokes.
Re: Lets Kill English by switD: 4:49pm On Jun 23, 2011
Chaii, Can somebodies voluntier tu been an englist lecsura here. Diz is becamin more annoyed!
Re: Lets Kill English by switD: 4:51pm On Jun 23, 2011
Chaii, Can somebodies voluntier tu been an englist lecsura here. Diz is becamin more annoyed!
Re: Lets Kill English by Chiluvsky(f): 6:09pm On Jun 23, 2011
I am thot that i knowing engrish befor but now i knew i does not known am at all, make i ran farstest to get my dick-ionari
Re: Lets Kill English by Reanaa: 8:57pm On Jun 23, 2011
Kristty:


i were fines
grin yes babes yu were fines plus yu fery enteligent, keep its ups!!
Re: Lets Kill English by chumakk: 9:01pm On Jun 23, 2011
Wasting threads----cuting [s][/s]the threading---
Re: Lets Kill English by williams20(m): 10:21am On Jun 24, 2011
This is a nicing threads, they are a very educating threadings,i am love it more than my books
keepeth they up.
Re: Lets Kill English by Vidamia(m): 10:58am On Jun 24, 2011
excuse me sir, i want to eat my cane
Re: Lets Kill English by cecygrey(f): 6:37pm On Jun 26, 2011
Talk what u want to talk .I am hasteing stop wasted my time oshi.metchew
Re: Lets Kill English by Nobody: 10:40am On Jun 29, 2011
Me, I yam a gradua of Havard Unifersity, i cannot follow you people to spark this kind of engris, excuse i, bye
Re: Lets Kill English by Reanaa: 1:35pm On Jun 29, 2011
^^ Heyi! was yu in our skul? I is havardise too. it gud to meeting you skul mating kiss
Re: Lets Kill English by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jun 29, 2011
Me, I yam a gradua of Havard Unifersity, i cannot follow you people to spark this kind of engris, excuse i, bye

wot type of engrish are u sparking dat efrobody inside of here cannot spoking? i graduation with distinction in engrish language it has been tay, you is beta come and learning from me because me i does speak engrish fery good.
Re: Lets Kill English by chibaby5(f): 5:23pm On Jun 29, 2011
Wat does all talkin in here? I doesnt geerit. I meanin ur engrishes grin
Re: Lets Kill English by kayceey(m): 11:05am On Jun 30, 2011
i can dont even undastood wat all of you person are said
Re: Lets Kill English by Mpetempe(m): 1:05pm On Jun 30, 2011
This is making me laughing laughism.

Lets stopism this before my mouthism expanding expandism.

I thereforeism closing this threadism before my expanding mouthism startism making me looking lookism uglyism.This is making me laughing laughism.

Lets stopism this before my mouthism expanding expandism.

I thereforeism closing this threadism before my expanding mouthism startism making me looking lookism uglyism.
Re: Lets Kill English by maka3: 3:51pm On Jun 30, 2011
No o! No closing yet, i didn't dey wen dis thread was start, now dat i hav came, i want 2 diding wat everyone has been donening. Oya, who is dey dere? Continous spoking jare,

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