Illiterates feeling funky. When you make mockery of things Divine, shame awaits you.

Ammishaddai:
[s][/s]Bros , do me a favor and use the senses God gave you. This is a bloody comedy poster . No denomination in Christianity bears the title "Arch Pope ".

Like I've said..

I've seen worse in real life..

How many denominations do you have in Christianity?

A million and one..

Believe what you want..

Am done..

FlipModeSquade:
Like I've said..

I've seen worse in real life..

How many denominations do you have in Christianity?

A million and one..

Believe what you want..

Am done..

Google is your friend. Please name one denomination in christianity that holds the title "arch pope ". Waiting ...

Yungmil:
This is an arbismal bismal bismal, colossal colossus collosity, that can be borogolised in an obnoxious and infanterious or baroscopics oligosity.

Let me also say that the propensity of the proposition and deposition of the comment cannot be engovonating or corwasialised in harmonious pendulum.

Kai what am I even saying


Hunger bad ooo chai i never eat since yesterday my eyes dey turn.

Abeg nairaland be this abi na facebook?

Na Twitter

saphiere:


https://.com/o-lord-cubana-me-and-make-me-sit-at-home-nigerians-react-to-a-hilarious-church-poster/

Nobody is even talking about the venue...Delilah playing ground..

Ammishaddai:
Google is your friend. Please name one denomination in christianity that holds the title "arch pope ". Waiting ...

HAMMERS MISSIONARY BIBLE CHURCH..

LOL..

You WANT one DENOMINATION?

There..

You have it..

[s]

FlipModeSquade:
HAMMERS MISSIONARY BIBLE CHURCH..

LOL..

You WANT one DENOMINATION?

There..

You have it..

[/s] That's a dull way searching Google ...

Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] That's a dull way searching Google ...

You wanted a CHRISTIAN DENOMINATION..

I gave you ONE..

E be things

Orisirisi

Church awon madam vickyrotex

Jesus never what...

Arch pope!!!! Fraud

Any body can design anything and post online.

Don't be fooled.

Yahoo pastor

Church bussiness is the best!

Chrstianity and fraud na 5&6

I can't see the street number in that poster else I would have told my brother that stays close to St Michaels road ABA to confirm whether the church is a real one or just a mere graphic design work to chase clout online.

duality:
Any body can design anything and post online.

Don't be fooled.

Same thing I was doing last year during lock down designing funny posters to attract comments

saphiere:
More reactions

Funny people

These guys must be suffering from acute malaria.

Stop attending church in Nigeria, una no go hear.

Mike691629:
Read below it

Another fool

did i just read "Jesus never fvck up"?

....and people will still troop into that church and contribute their hard-earned money in the guise of tithe and offering.

Smh

The average Nigerian pastor is a duplicitous, two-faced, snake-oil hawking conman, spewing mendacious sermons and messages he claims are divinely inspired.

Now imagine this kind of person being Igbo.

I rest my case.

COURT!!!

No such address in Aba damn you.

Charmingrascal:
Do these people look like real men of God?
These are youths that got tired of being jobless and decided to open a business centre and call it a church.


The only way they could make money and thrive their business is by organizing programmes with odd themes that will encourage youths who are curious to visit their business centre and see what is going on there.

The unfortunate thing is that some of them are fetish and once you visit their business enterprise out of curiosity, you will not be able to free yourself from their captivity.


I have a friend who has such business centre in Lagos, the last time I heard from him his business is thriving so well.

KNOWMORE56:


"Do these people look like real men of God?
These are youths that got tired of being jobless and decided to open a business centre and call it a church."

You have good perception... these are the guys that sleep with almost all the females in their congregation...

*. 2 Timothy 3:6 "KJV: For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, "

*. 1 Timothy 1:7 "KJV: Desiring to be teachers of the law; understanding neither what they say, nor whereof they affirm ."

How should real men of God look like? People like you might meet Jesus and say no....this is not Jesus. You see, the Pharisees and Sadducees who criticized Jesus were not that different.

If both of you really believe in God, then pray for humility.

Did you even know the meaning of the word Cubana?.

PS: I'm not in support of these men...but we Christians should avoid been too hypocritical and embrace humility.

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paddyDIGITAL:
Amazing how people try to use spirituality to eradicate poverty.

But they are somehow connected. It's as if some people are DESTINED to have lotsa money