Two female friends who are traders always go to the market together to sell their goods. So when returning back home from the market, they do put the monies they have made in their pocket so that in case they meet robbers on the way, they will be safe.
So one day Trader A sat her friend down and proposed they should start keeping their monies in their children's pocket so that when they meet robbers on their way home, they'd lie that they have save their monies in the bank. But Trader B refuses vehemently saying their is no need for that. That her money is more safer in her pocket.
So one day, when returning back from the market they met armed robbers on their way and the robbers beat them mercilessly and search each trader's pocket and take whatever is with them. Trader B falls victim of these and her money was taken away from her, but the robbers couldn't find anything with Trader A.
So the moment the Robbers start moving away, Trader B cried out that Trader A money is in her child's pocket, then the robbers being surprised quickly returned and search trader A child pocket and surprisingly, they find money with the child and take them away too.
If you're Trader A, what will you do??

I'll wake up from the dream, take a piss and go back to bed.

Follow the suggestion above.

Make trader B just pray say make the armed robbers just kill me at the spot... Because if I venture survive reach house,make she just kukuma go buy hausa rope go hang herself peacefully because I must surely get her down

What an evil friend.

Oya lalasticlala Over to you, F.P. straight

I go beat am for the robbers front till dem return my money oooh