I dedicate this story to my humbleself and to those whose prayers has been effective towards my life and to the life of my best friend uduak.





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Me: life dun teach me lesson chei very soon the landlord will come for his rent chineke help ur son o if not by this time tomorrow i will be living under the bridge
Make i call my man first e b like say im dun dy chop money oh uduak the head of the gods where i drop my phone sef? Ok i left it at james place make i rush go collect am before im go sell am use am buy fura de nunu.

Make i introduce myself to una wey dy read this story my name is frank buh my friends prefer calling me alanga (suffer man) u will get to know why am being called alanga.
i grew up in onitsha buh later relocated to portharcourt to find a greener pasture buh unluckingly for me i was robbed off my wallet and my mobile phone when i arrived at portharcourt then i met the most craziest people ever james and uduak

The journey begins

James and uduak has been my guys since i arrived port harcourt we solemnly do things together most times people refer us as the three wise men due to the fact we share things together.
Uduak was named the head of the gods because his head grows everyday
James is known for his habitual eating ''he can eat for africa'' and funny enough it doesn't show on his body
And i was named alanga because na me dy suffer if we go commit

We reside at thesame compound located at iwofe our compound was named banana island in our street.
Our compound has 15 tenants including me making it 16 i share the same room with uduak in a one room apartment .
James apartment is located very close to the toilet ''sometimes i dy woner if that guy get nose at all''

Our compound is known in the street as a lively place to be when you are bored.

Ojo and his wife never seize to entertain us with their fights and last last ojo na im go still carry plaster for head.
Sometimes i wonder if those people never stops fighting a bit everyday fight must ensue between them.

John na another tenant wey like to dy carry woman oppress us for that compound. The way he flaunts girls u would think the world balance for him side buh my guy dy borrow cloth from uduak on several occassions to go hunting.

Queen na another of our tenant:' she is the finest buh lacks ikebe u knw that kind of gal that calls herself slay mama but deep down u know say nothing come out
I will mention others as we proceed

Every saturday we usually stay in front of our compound for sight seeing (girls hunting) we end up getting bad ordeal each day.
There is this calabar girl that stays opposite our compound that drives james crazy each time she passes.

James: guy if i no talk to this girl make i no wetin cause am
Me: u know go rest abi? U no know say this gal papa na army abi?
James: guy nothing concern me i go talk to am
Me: u no get liver
James: oya watch me

Not knowing what awaits him

Tent Pitched..!

Why u feature therock5555 he no dy hear word oh, he dy wayward(no vex hold update for man wey you be oh... Lol)

Lets go oga Frank.

Much Update coming up 2day

PraisesPblaze:
Tent Pitched..!

Why u feature therock5555 he no dy hear word oh, he dy wayward(no vex hold update for man wey you be oh... Lol)

Lets go oga Frank.

Me :guy that babe na army man pikin b dat oh
James: ehe wetin come concern me na her papa go marry am?
Me: no talk say i no warn u o
James: enermy of progress
Me: abeg tell me where that ur wallet dy incase if u no survive
James: guy dem tell u say na biafran war i dy go? Abeg the girl dun go far make i rush go meet am

Ias a good friend of mine i decided to follow my guy from a gud distance just then my phone rang and it was uduak calling me
Uduak: guy u dun check ur ticket?
Me: no i never check am e remain barca na
Uduak: aboi e b like say barca dey win oh
Me: serious ?
Uduak: u dy mad i dy serious na
Me: ok
Uduak: we go jollof na abi?
Me: u dy craze na u win the money?
Uduak: no make me swear for u oh
Me: chill make the match play finish by the way i hear say whitemoney win that show
Uduak: shey i tel u say na im go win buh u say na pere na how fa.
Me: leave tha one joor food dy house?
Uduak: plenty food dy house
Me: uduak my mannest man i dy come back house
Uduak: what of james na
Me: guy dat mumu follow woman oh enter road and na ada im dy follow o
Uduak: wait na oga chuks daughter im one chipping?
Me:u dun see am na oga chuks go cme dat im small man
Uduak:guy which side una dy?
Me: i dy that pepperoni road wey dy opposite hartford hotel
Uduak: chei guy problem dy oh
Me: wetin b d problem?
Uduak: guy oga chuks dy that road

Wahala dy o

Make I pitch my tent here first.... With my popcorn....