And one idiot moved this to FP?
Nairaland mods are senseless sometimes

OP seems to have just targeted those he doesn't like or those he feels he's better than. What he has failed to realize is that there are millions of people using the social media but these people he mentioned are the few ones that have succeeded in making something out of it, that's hard work. Besides, we all have something we depend on to survive directly or indirectly. If you remove computers, I wouldn't be a programmer anymore. If you remove cars, mechanics wouldn't have anything to repair. So why isolate those who depend on social media and make it look as if they are less talented? If they could make it via social media, what makes you think they'd not be able to adapt in the absence of it?

I was even thinking he'd mention the fact that the rate of unemployment will generally go up, but he targeted individuals instead. And that number 11 suggests that Nairaland is not a social media platform. Lol.

Vabama:
1. RENO OMOKRI Will Become Useless !!!

2. Tunde Ednut Will Discover That Without Instagram , He is Useless , Bro better Go and Learn Handwork , You No Get Talent at all.

3. Broda Shaggi Will Start Performing at Birthday Parties and Naming Ceremonies !!!

4. Angela Nwosu will start standing at motor packs and be selling BLUE EYE BEAD , She may be shouting "AM ANGELA NWOSU , THAT UNA SOCIAL MEDIA OGBANJE , MY BEAD STILL DEY WORK"

5. Nollywood Actors and Producers will start looking for boys who will narrate their movies at Hold-Ups and Motor Parks .... "THE BOYS WILL BE LIKE" ..... "BRO NA YUL EDOCHIE ACT THIS MOVIE OOOOO , HE EVEN KILL ZUBBY MICHAEL FOR THE MOVIE" .... I Swear You Go like am !!!

6. NTA , CHANNELS TV , And Other TV Channels will start collecting sponsored post and be doing shakara

7. MARK ANGEL and Others WILL START BUYING TIME ON TV STATIONS JUST TO SHOW HIS COMEDY SKITS

8. Nairaland Will Become the regular source of News For Nigerians , EVEN DAVIDO AND WIZKID WILL OPEN ACCOUNTS , And That time .....

9. Now The FG Will Starting Doing all they want , where is internet again !!! .... that Time Una Go Know say Buhari better pass OBANSANJO !!!

10. Yahoo Boys and Runs Girls will Know say them no get work !!!

11. Cubana Chief Priest and Other Online Billionaires will Join NAIRALAND !!!

Written By: CHIEFDONALD.COM

Hilarious

MorataFC:
This thread should be caption as:

'The most dump topic that made the frontpage in 2021'

Not dumb but rather called funny bt true. Social media has become a wine many need to take to survive.

One small gal like that used social media buy latest GLE350 I’m still wondering what work she dey do ooo.

We have not rested for the last 1week on ig na that suv she dey post.

Again small pikin oo

paskal16:
Been seeing that old man pic everywhere who’s he?

He is an actor in Squid games, Name Yeong -su

If im bubu I'll have shutdown the internet space and release some for banking and other important office activities or u limit internet usage at 20mb per day on every sim irrespective of ur sub...we go get sense by force...nairaland will be jampacked...

Ur number 1 9 and 10 makes u a mugu

WoundedLamb:
OP seems to have just targeted those he doesn't like or those he feels he's better than. What he has failed to realize is that there are millions of people using the social media but these people he mentioned are the few ones that have succeeded in making something out of it, that's hard work. Besides, we all have something we depend on to survive directly or indirectly. If you remove computers, I wouldn't be a programmer anymore. If you remove cars, mechanics wouldn't have anything to repair. So why isolate those who depend on social media and make it look as if they are less talented? If they could make it via social media, what makes you think they'd not be able to adapt in the absence of it?

I was even thinking he'd mention the fact that the rate of unemployment will generally go up, but he targeted individuals instead. And that number 11 suggests that Nairaland is not a social media platform. Lol.

Dont mind em

MorataFC:
This thread should be caption as:

'The most dump topic that made the frontpage in 2021'

I concur....

I was thinking about my life ,, immediately Facebook came back to life ,, thinking suspended I

Ipob will die a natural death because there won't be any platform to sell their half-baked lies.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
That your number ten....

Show that huzzle some respect

Don't just call it yahoo.....say bombing, street, keyboarding...

Lol, you no well o. You better go find better thing do.

That No. 9
Buhari can never be better than Obasanjo.. Never ever ever

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
That your number ten....

Show that huzzle some respect

Don't just call it yahoo.....say bombing, street, keyboarding...

check your email

Mumu post. That number 1 is funny. Omokri is on all the social media platforms and information platforms.
Medium, Qyora, YouTube.

posty56:
from the most popular series on Netflix "squid games"

Not the most popular...
But the Most Recent...
..
People and lies sef.
And you want to make Nigeria Better with unconfirmed statements such as these??

TemmyT002:
Mumu post. That number 1 is funny. Omokri is on all the social media platforms and information platforms.
Medium, Qyora, YouTube.

I was forced to ask if he was the one that manages all those outlets by himself alone.
But if you follow his posts, they just all have that same characteristics of him.
I continue to wonder how he does it..
ALL ALONE.
No Admin.
No Manager.

Best post so far vabama..

You crack my ribs..

I thought you wanted you create something meaningful and educating.
But reverse is the case.

妇女那样。