The African Visitor - Jokes Etc - Nairaland
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / The African Visitor (562 Views)
Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking / COMEDY: Full Of Episode Of AY’S Crib Titled ”august Visitor” [download] / Video: Ay’s Crib: August Visitor (full Episode) (2) (3) (4)
(1) (Reply)
| The African Visitor by Juxta(m): 6:37am On May 31, 2011 |
An African chieftain flew to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the airport, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight. The chief made a series of weird noises , "screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z-" , and then added in perfect English, "Yes, I had a very nice flight." Another reporter asked, "Chief, do you plan to visit the Washington Monument while you're in the area?" The chief made the same noises , "screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z" , and then said, "Yes, and I also plan to visit the White House and the Capitol Building." "Where did you learn to speak such flawless English?" asked the next reporter. The chief replied, "Screech, scratch, honk, buzz, whistle, z-z-z-z , from the short-wave radio." |
| Re: The African Visitor by mikuz(m): 7:45am On May 31, 2011 |
Are you through? |
(1) (Reply)
Microsoft's Support Office / Texas Beer Joint Sues Church / Control
(Go Up)
| Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 7 |