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Second Mary by Nobody: 7:26am On Jun 04, 2011
A woman takes her 16-
year-old daughter to the
doctor. The doctor says,
"Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's
the problem?" The mother
says, "It's my daughter
Darla, she keeps getting
these cravings, she's
putting on weight and is
sick most mornings.
The doctor gives Darla a
good examination then
turns to the mother and
says, "Well,I don't know
how to tell you this but
your Darla is pregnant -
about 4 months would be
my guess." The mother
says, "Pregnant?! She
can't be,shocked she has never
ever been left alone with a
man! Have you Darla?"
Darla says, "No
mother! I've never even
kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to
the window and just
stares out it. About five
minutes pass and finally
the mother says, "Is there
something wrong out
there doctor? The doctor
replies, "No, not really, it's
just that the last time
anything like this
happened, a star appeared
in the east and three wise
men came over the hill. I'll
be darned if I'm going to
miss it this time!" the
mother was so annoyed
grin
Re: Second Mary by remmyton(f): 1:57pm On Jun 04, 2011
sad dats bad




a new comer here, some one welcome me. kiss kiss kiss cheesy

Re: Second Mary by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jun 04, 2011
RING! RING!! RING!!!

Welcome El SeƱorita to Joke Section, do u want an atlas?? grin
Re: Second Mary by yinkalink(f): 5:40pm On Jun 10, 2011
geez!
cant believe i missed dis b4
baby u da best kiss kiss kiss

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