A LETTER TO YOU MY DEAR PASTOR.

*Dear Pastor,*

It is frustrating to see how much you labor in the vineyard...
Praying
Studying
Teaching
Counselling
Comforting
Rebuking
Sacrificing
Leading
Thinking
Planning
Praising
Motivating
Burying
Writing
Visiting
Etc

And all of them seem to not be yielding fruit...

Sometimes, instead of the work growing, people are leaving...

Sometimes, the ones you pray for, gossip you.

Sometimes, the ones you teaching fights you behind you, claiming same knowledge you taught them..

Sometimes, the ones you give your all, leave you for being local, but you were not local, when they came in need....

Sometimes, they are in your leadership team, but also in Absalom's camp...

Sometimes, you are going hungry, and none of them notice the dimness in your eyes, cos you kept smiling....

Let's not even talk about what some of us do to each other..... In jealousy, envy and bitterness...

A lot that Pastors go through, without complaining....

When you see a pastor shout or fall, it's not often because he does not know the truth, but the strain of this work is beyond human capacity...
(Don't be quick to judge a pastor)

Saw the post somewhere . . . . take what is applicable to you there and leave the rest.

A response from your Pastor

Dear Congregant,

I'm sure it seems like a lot of work to you, all that Praying and Studying and Teaching and Counselling and etc, and to you I might be failing. But remember I travel in a convoy of tinted glassed suvs, and fly everywhere in a private jet. You pay me thousands to educate your children in my private schools so my children can go study in schools abroad.

So you just keep paying your tithes on time and the Lord God will take care of God's own.

From a successful pastor.

budaatum:
A response from your Pastor

Dear Congregant,

I'm sure it seems like a lot of work to you, all that Praying and Studying and Teaching and Counselling and etc, and to you I might be failing. But remember I travel in a convoy of tinted glassed suvs, and fly everywhere in a private jet. You pay me thousands to educate your children in my private schools so my children can go study in schools abroad.

So you just keep paying your tithes on time and the Lord God will take care of God's own.

From a successful pastor.

Praise all the gods and all the pastors!! Halleluyah! Hallelume!!

Hear ye hear ye!
These are the anointed words of a deacon
Pay thy tithes and offering
For my meal of rice and stew
Is not complete without chicken

KnownUnknown:


Praise all the gods and all the pastors!! Halleluyah! Hallelume!!

Hear ye hear ye!
These are the anointed words of a deacon
Pay thy tithes and offering
For my meal of rice and stew
Is not complete without chicken

If you are stupid and can't spend your money on your own education, of course.