A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
*************************************************************
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA
when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of” ese” are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, What kind of “ese” are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American,
now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of “ese: are you .? Are you a
Chinese, Japanese ,Vietnamese!, etc, "
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked:
What kind of 'kee' are you.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-
kee' am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

nice one!!!!!

lmao
man i almost drop my fone my coffee

osigwe:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
*************************************************************
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA
when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of” ese” are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."
The American repeated, What kind of “ese” are you?"
Again, the Japanese was confused over the question. The American,
now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of “ese: are you .? Are you a
Chinese, Japanese ,Vietnamese!, etc, "
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."
A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked:
What kind of 'kee' are you.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of '-
kee' am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

Nice one

That's what a good joke should be!!!

lol

Cool.

lol

That waz funny. Thanks man

Yeah man that's wot i call funny jokes

hey thanks. i'm refreshed. can't wait 2 tell som1 2

*donates laff*


funny joke

really funny joke.

mad man

your husband abi who