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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Philomath1212: 12:02pm On Nov 23, 2021
expertman:
Nahwaooooo the Nigeria of our dream is gradually fading away.

May heavens heal the land

But I thought birth certificate now has an electronic online storage system of applicants information .

It's faded away long time ago...
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Iamolukorede(m): 12:02pm On Nov 23, 2021
Sadly, I am not surprised and no one should be, a country without data base or balance trade, how do you expect such nation to grow exponentially.

Look, the structure the country is running is porous and extremely bad, it can only become more worse. However, when the foundation is bad don't expect a miracle. Come 2023 no one should expect a major transformation because anything new or creative that you bring into the system will fail and will continue failing.

This incumbent administration and it's sisters in politics are all colossal failures, no true mandate to lead this country through a progressive path rather on a mission to make the citizens poor and make them live in abject poverty.

Until, we look into re organisation or restructuring then we can become to see little light at the end of the tunnels but then I am not sure this leadership are ready or serious about nation building.

Nigerian problems are Nigerian's and her solutions are right here in Nigeria. Know this and have peace
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by jikins(m): 12:02pm On Nov 23, 2021
Johnholmes:
In as much as I support the op on his write up ,I don't see the need of showing d faces and mentioning real names of the officials

What do you mean? how will they be held accountable and also serve as a deterrent to others if their identity isn't revealed.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Johnholmes: 12:07pm On Nov 23, 2021
jikins:


What do you mean? how will they be held accountable and also serve as a deterrent to others if their identity isn't revealed.
In as much as I support the op on his write up ,I don't see the need of showing d faces and mentioning real names of the officials.
We are all products of a failed system and people are just looking for a way to get by .
Ure not a saint urself .
Haven't you ever bribed a policeman or collected incorrect change or cheated in an exam ,amongst other things.
If the system works ,people will behave.
A country where criminals (rotten politicians) , mediocrity( like bbnaija ) etc are celebrated,what do you expect?
So you can't blame a poor man or woman who cuts corners just to put food on the table.
Take ur investigative journalism to aso rock and not d common man

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Geenosko: 12:07pm On Nov 23, 2021
This is Nigeria...
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Newboss(m): 12:10pm On Nov 23, 2021
shogsman:
Weird enough you can do this in the UK and USA too, it's just like getting a fake id

This is not fake. It's real and documented. Fake ID is not real. If you run the number, you'd know that it's fake.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by jikins(m): 12:15pm On Nov 23, 2021
Johnholmes:

In as much as I support the op on his write up ,I don't see the need of showing d faces and mentioning real names of the officials.
We are all products of a failed system and people are just looking for a way to get by .
Ure not a saint urself .
Haven't you ever bribed a policeman or collected incorrect change or cheated in an exam ,amongst other things.
If the system works ,people will behave.
A country where criminals (rotten politicians) , mediocrity( like bbnaija ) etc are celebrated,what do you expect?
So you can't blame a poor man or woman who cuts corners just to put food on the table.
Take ur investigative journalism to aso rock and not d common man

That right there is the problem of the country. Its people with these mentality that keeps the country the way it is. No one is a saint doesn't mean you shouldn't do the right thing. System failed you doesn't mean you be crooked.

If you want a better country you have to start from the bottom up. Because it's those in the bottom that will eventually get to the top. Heck it's those in the bottom that keep those in the top where they are. It's no surprise most people with this mentality have no political will for change. It's why we don't get good candidates every year because we have all sold our souls for coin.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Burgerlomo: 12:22pm On Nov 23, 2021
chatinent:
How did I get to Nigeria!

Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Nobody: 12:24pm On Nov 23, 2021
Ok but next time please summary the post
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Zane2point4(m): 12:24pm On Nov 23, 2021
wpadmin:
A country ruled by people without vision. Like, they don't think at all.

The Nigerian police does not have a digital record of criminals.

The Nigerian Government does not fund NIMC properly, a vital organisation that could help profile every Nigerian, hence the reason NIMC stopped issuing plastic cards.

A country where courts and government secretariats issue affidavits and reference letters without due diligence.

It is so easy to commit a crime in Nigeria. You can transfer money from another person's account to another bank account without getting caught.

You can rob a bank in Kwara State even if the Bank is beside a police station because the Police does have the right resources to protect itself not to talk of a bank.

You can duplicate someone's project in the same school and the school will never detect that the project was plagiarised.

You can produce fake drugs in this country and never get caught.

You can travel out of Nigeria stuffed with cocaine and it won't be detected at the airport.

Original WAEC certificates can be duplicated instantly at SHOMOLU.

You can get transcript and certificates from some Nigerian universities or Polytechnics without attending that school.


Wetin the vase me be say, if its that one wey go generate big bribe for them then its will be a tidious process to obtain the documents
Such as drivers licence that a normal seriouse country shld make its easier.

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by wpadmin: 12:36pm On Nov 23, 2021
Zane2point4:


Wetin the vase me be say, if its that one wey go generate big bribe for them then its will be a tidious process to obtain the documents
Such as drivers licence that a normal seriouse country shld make its easier.

You get it
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Ogbanga0913: 12:42pm On Nov 23, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Funny but TRUE.

...a country where DEAD PEOPLE are appointed into political offices by the C-in-C himself.

...a country where SOLDIERS abandon duty posts to escort 911 Trailers fully loaded with Yams.

...a country where SENIOR CUSTOM OFFICERS supply recovered Bags of Rice to bandits in the forest, ensuring the bandits arr fed well.

...a country where FRSC issue DRIVERS' LICENCE to Blind and Dead People with impunity.

...a country where someone on an admission in an ORTHOPEDIC HOSPITAL is fit for Military Job.

...a country where some people carry their DEATH Certificates along with them in the streets.

...a country that miraculously converts ABIDEC syrup to MMKPURUMMIRI & Methylated spirit
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by NobleRace: 12:44pm On Nov 23, 2021
The reporter is just disturbing himself unnecessarily. Even his own birth certificate was acquired the same way by his parents. This issue has been like this in Nigeria for long.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by adeniyi65(m): 12:49pm On Nov 23, 2021
chatinent:
How did I get to Nigeria!
grin grin grin
You dey ask god.redeploy yourself nah.there are still more continents and islands that are crafting for exploitation.

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by adeniyi65(m): 12:54pm On Nov 23, 2021
BarrElChapo:
So those people working there don't like money 200/500/1000 what's that
That thing is even free.it might be hard to inflate something that supposed be free.

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by mamawa123: 1:00pm On Nov 23, 2021
This is not new. A foreigner can easily get passport in this country.

Nigeria as a country is FAKE
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by EteBabaagba222(m): 1:03pm On Nov 23, 2021
FiverrTutor:
Must they post their pictures
His intention is bad. That is not investigative journalists. You go with the mind of non existing child. He need to be charged.

I don't support those helpless half paid workers. Why going to the extent of given address of their homes, positing their pictures without their consent.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by EteBabaagba222(m): 1:09pm On Nov 23, 2021
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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by shogsman(m): 1:33pm On Nov 23, 2021
Newboss:


This is not fake. It's real and documented. Fake ID is not real. If you run the number, you'd know that it's fake.
How do you think people cash out on fake SSN checks and disability benefits in the USA,fake documents alterations is a problem everywhere
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Atticusxsz(m): 1:43pm On Nov 23, 2021
I'm in shock that some persons are just getting to know about it now. It's happening on a constantine where I'm from.
Just get the robz and you'll good to ride.
Zoogeria... an already failed nation. Tufia!!! angry
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Newboss(m): 1:44pm On Nov 23, 2021
shogsman:

How do you think people cash out on fake SSN checks and disability benefits in the USA,fake documents alterations is a problem everywhere

The physical fake ID that you're talking about is fake but the number on it is real and corresponds to the data printed on the fake ID. That is, if you run the number through the database, the details that will show up will correspond with the details written on the ID.

What you are talking about is identity theft. They steal your DL number, your name, SSN, etc. Then use it to create a document that looks exactly like the original one. The important thing is not the ID document but the details printed on the ID document. Anyone can Photoshop a document.

The birth certificate we're talking about here are being issued directly by the people that issue birth certificate. It's not fake. It's 100% real and acceptable anywhere on earth.

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Burukutuhari: 2:22pm On Nov 23, 2021
wpadmin:
A country ruled by people without vision. Like, they don't think at all.

The Nigerian police does not have a digital record of criminals.

The Nigerian Government does not fund NIMC properly, a vital organisation that could help profile every Nigerian, hence the reason NIMC stopped issuing plastic cards.

A country where courts and government secretariats issue affidavits and reference letters without due diligence.

It is so easy to commit a crime in Nigeria. You can transfer money from another person's account to another bank account without getting caught.

You can rob a bank in Kwara State even if the Bank is beside a police station because the Police does have the right resources to protect itself not to talk of a bank.

You can duplicate someone's project in the same school and the school will never detect that the project was plagiarised.

You can produce fake drugs in this country and never get caught.

You can travel out of Nigeria stuffed with cocaine and it won't be detected at the airport.

Original WAEC certificates can be duplicated instantly at SHOMOLU.

You can get transcript and certificates from some Nigerian universities or Polytechnics without attending that school.

That is the benefit of the 34 yrs rule of the North. Indiscpline, corruption, nepotism.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by KennethEnyi(m): 3:02pm On Nov 23, 2021
expertman:
Nahwaooooo the Nigeria of our dream is gradually fading away.

May heavens heal the land

But I thought birth certificate now has an electronic online storage system of applicants information .

In Nigeria?!!! You must be jokung this is not USA Na
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by ajl: 3:31pm On Nov 23, 2021
Nigeria deserve to be wiped off the face of the earth.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by ajl: 3:33pm On Nov 23, 2021
expertman:
Nahwaooooo the Nigeria of our dream is gradually fading away.

May heavens heal the land

But I thought birth certificate now has an electronic online storage system of applicants information .

Nigeria of your dream...? Move on man. This is no more a country to dream for. It's gone. Buhari hit the last nail on the coffin.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by BarrElChapo(m): 3:35pm On Nov 23, 2021
adeniyi65:

That thing is even free.it might be hard to inflate something that supposed be free.

Oh really.. never knew.
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Hkff: 3:59pm On Nov 23, 2021
How
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by brightleave(m): 4:12pm On Nov 23, 2021
chatinent:
How did I get to Nigeria!
dem born you enter. Ask your mama
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by UnabashedIPOB: 5:44pm On Nov 23, 2021
This is your one LIEGERIA!

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Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by blackslayer: 11:20pm On Nov 23, 2021
nigeria is not a country!
Re: With N500, You Can Obtain Birth Certificate For A Non-existent Nigerian Child by Malik1234: 5:50am On Nov 24, 2021
You've got to check this channel out , I've never seen a Nigerian crime story been told like this ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IILJhmdChA0

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