A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”

“My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

Smiles n chuckles
moda kisses d hubbys assss yh

where is the joke?

cynthoney:

where is the joke?

The joke here is that her mother (the husband's mother-in-law) is indirectly kissin his ass.

Not like she's not aware. .duh

Ubiero:

The joke here is that her mother (the husband's mother-in-law) is indirectly kissin his backside.

u think im that daft not to kw that?

besides he kisses his own a.s.s too

lysaa:

Not like she's not aware. .duh

Dnt mind him jare! e think say na night school i go

cynthoney:

u think im that daft not to kw that?

besides he kisses his own a.s.s too

Dnt mind him jare! e think say na night school i go

so which school u go, na morning abi na afternoon school?

bayleaf abi na curryleaf?!!!! u no go leave me?

i dey my own jeje ooo na u dey look for my trouble now

wetin concern u wit the school i go?

abi na u pay my school fees

Cynthoney abi na cyntsugar, why u no dey fit answer simple question? me i go evening school, so i be wan know which one u go, maybe i fit know you that time. abi na akara school you go?

Wow!

Bayleaf ur name sound like u be very dark person. Plus say u in night schl hmm, dem know u at all?

good one!

lysaa:

Bayleaf your name sound like u be very dark person. Plus say u in night schl hmm, dem know u at all?

actually, i be white man. my parents forget me for niaja naim make me i come be like this.

cool joke, its nice to read a very subtle one in tha morning like this.
nice

bayleaf:

actually, i be white man. my parents forget me for niaja naim make me i come be like this.

u wish! white man indeed!

u sure say u get body colour as u dey so?

abeg make i hear word ooo

cynthoney:

u wish! white man indeed!

u sure say u get body colour as u dey so?

abeg make i hear word ooo

no o, i no get body colour!!!!!!, na crayon dem take make me. look im mouth like the winch wen dem catch for my village last week.

bayleaf:

no o, i no get body colour!!!!!!, na crayon dem take make me. look im mouth like the winch wen dem catch for my village last week.

C bayleaf,if u dey look for the winch wey dem catch for ur village last week,

no vex, check dat babe wey u dey kiss naw.

i fear u ooo! na so so winch dey ur village?

joke is funny but replies are dumb,lame $ blind

bright007:

joke is funny but replies are dumb,lame $ blind

well, i wouldnt be surprised!

i expected dis to come from u

u r so FUN-CONFUSED!!! Olodo

cynthoney:

C bayleaf,if u dey look for the winch wey dem catch for your village last week,

no vex, check dat babe wey u dey kiss naw.

i fear u ooo! na so so winch dey your village?

cyntbitter, with your face like recharge card, you no go carry yourself waka pass make i see road?

Oboy!
Na wa o! How person face go look recharge? Which kind talk be that self.

bayleaf:

cyntbitter, with your face like recharge card, you no go carry yourself waka pass make i see road?

abeg abeg abeg! dress back jor!

no dey pour me spit!!!

c persin wey get liver to insult me

i never get ur time,u hear?

if i land u one blow,chai! all d winches wey ur village no go save u

i no dey drag wit persin wey i fit beat anytime of d day

^
true!
You no go beg God to help you beat person you know say you go fit really beat.