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Before Marriage!1 by ariblaze(m): 11:26am On Jul 29, 2007
Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Dear!





Now after the marriage

Read it from bottom to top!!!!
Re: Before Marriage!1 by minute(f): 2:10pm On Jul 29, 2007
Good one there.
Re: Before Marriage!1 by Macgreat(m): 3:14pm On Jul 29, 2007
Interestopia
Re: Before Marriage!1 by jayjaylux(m): 4:06pm On Jul 29, 2007
That's a good one
Re: Before Marriage!1 by clemcykul(f): 4:24pm On Aug 02, 2007
awww wen i finished lafn i got into the car forgetn ma to wear ma shoes. sweet one
Re: Before Marriage!1 by RichDad1(m): 4:30pm On Aug 02, 2007
Can't stop laughing grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Before Marriage!1 by desorlah(f): 4:41pm On Aug 02, 2007
roflmao D grin grin grin grin

clemcykul:

awww when i finished lafn i got into the car forgetn ma to wear ma shoes. sweet one


W.T.H grin grin grin grin grin now thats the joke

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